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IN OUR LAST EPISODE, THE LADY MYSTERIOUS AND HER SQUIRE, THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE THEMESONG FROM TITANIC BEGGED THE LADY'S STRING OF KNOTTED HEDGEHOGS TO RESCUE THEM FROM THE CUSTARD. BUT THE STRING OF HEDGEHOGS (LED BY THEIR SPOKESHEDGEHOG, SEVENTY-FIFTH HEDGEHOG) IMPOSED A SINGLE CONDITION UPON THE RESCUE...
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Spokeshedgehog: The String of Hedgehogs has voted unanimously to assist Our Lady Mysterious, on one condition...
The Lady Mysterious: What is this? How dare thee to impose such rules upon me! What is this condition!
Seventy-Fifth Hedgehog: One simple thing. Before we release you, you must...
*Enter Narrator, silencing the Seventy-Fifth Hedgehog!*
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AND NOW, THE THRILLING CONCLUSION...
Buneater: What be the condition, Seventy-Fifth Hedgehog?
Seventy-Fifth Hedgehog: We refuse to rescue the Lady Mysterious, unless she reveals her secret identity
The Lady Mysterious: HOW DARE THEE!!!!
Sixty-Fourth Hedgehog: But only think, My Lady, the Buneater wishes to know who you are, and so does the Teacosy. Is it not fair to reveal your identity to them?
The Personification of The Themesong From Titanic: They speak the truth, my Lady. Perhaps it is time we gave the people of Camel-alot some clue as to your name?
Bathmat: Yes! Tell us!!!
The Lady Mysterious: If thou insists!!! Let me out, then...
*The string of Hedgehogs lower themselves into the custard. The Personification of the Themesong From Titanic takes one end, and The Lady Mysterious puts her arms around his shoulders. The Hedgehogs back away from the custard, pulling the two stricken persons out*
Ninety-Third Hedgehog: Your promise, Lady Mysterious...
*The Lady Mysterious sighs*
The Lady Mysterious: Gather round, and I shall tell thee a tale...
*Both SusRidders and Hedgehogs gather*
The Lady Mysterious: Long have I been journeying to Camel-alot. Long have I read thou adventures. But only now have I revealed myself...
All: But who are you?
The Lady Mysterious: Can thee not guess?
All: No!
The Lady Mysterious: Alright then, I am...
*Enter the Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence*
Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence: My Lady, My Lady!!!
All: Groan!!!
Fifty-Eighth Hedgehog: I thought she'd never get out of this one
Seventh Hedgehog: What ever happened to my crumpet?
Crumpet: Here I am!
Seventh Hedgehog: Oh! Sweet baby!
*They embrace*
*Queue romantic music*
Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence: CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN!!! My Lady, My Lady!!!
The Lady Mysterious: What does thou want, Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence?
Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence: ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER!!! I have brought the item you asked for!
The Lady Mysterious: Ah, excellent! Hand it over!
*The Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence hands The Lady Mysterious a can-opener*
The Lady Mysterious: The can? Do thee have the can?
*The Miniature Model of a Scandinavian Elephant Who Sings a Line From A Popular Musical Every Second Sentence looks at his shoes*
The Lady Mysterious: Dolt! Thou has forgotten the can!!! Personification of the Themesong from Titanic! Get the banana-cream yoghurt!!!
String of Hedgehogs: No!!! Not the banana-cream yoghurt!!!
The Personification of the Themesong from Titanic: Surely that's no neccesary, My Lady...
The Lady Mysterious: Perhaps not! Fetch me the leopard-skin cuckoo clock!
All: *Gasp!*
Crumpet: Help! It's the Seventh Hedgehog! I think he's dead!
WILL THE MINIATURE MODEL OF A SCANDINAVIAN ELEPHANT WHO SINGS A LINE FROM A POPULAR MUSICAL EVERY SECOND SENTENCE RECIEVE THE LEOPARD-SKIN CUCKOO CLOCK PUNISHMENT? IS THE SEVENTH HEDGEHOG DEAD, AND IF HE IS, WILL THE CRUMPET EVER FIND TRUE LOVE AGAIN? HOW MANY MORE WAYS CAN THE LADY MYSTERIOUS THINK OF TO AVOID REVEALING HER NAME
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF...
THE LADY MYSTERIOUS INVADES CAMEL-ALOT!!!
*Queue Theme Music, and dancing String of Hedgehogs*