19 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 11:41pm
Drew Carey: Welcome to a very special episode of Whose Line is it Anyway, brought to you live from the Sutrium Amphitheater! Everybody ready to have a little fun tonight?
Crowd stays silent. Someone coughs.
Drew Carey: Lovely to see so many from the Herder Faction could make it, eh he...all righty then, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Now, lets get this ball rolling!
Goes to his seat and sits.
Drew Carey: For those of you who have never seen Whose Line is it Anyway, you're going to find the next twenty minutes a bit confusing, so that'll teach ya.
There's a muffled laugh from the crowd.
Drew Carey: Tonight we're bringing you the Obernewtyn edition of the show, so let's meet the contenders! Introducing, the heroic, Highlander with a big heart, Matthew!
Crowd claps politely. Matthew stands, raises his hands in a WWF style gesture, and the crowd pipes up and cheers.
Drew Carey: The serene and sightless one, Dameon!
Crowd claps again. Dameon smiles.
Drew Carey: The surliest farm overseer that ever was, Rushton!
Crowd whoops. Random person calls out 'I want your baby!' Rushton glares them into silence.
Drew Carey: And where would Obernewtyn be without her, the Seeker herself, Elspeth Gordie!
Crowd cheers in soccer-reminiscent style. Elspeth stares blankly and doesn't react.
Drew Carey: Our first game is called Dating, and it's for all four of you. Elfy, you're on a dating show and the rest of you will all answer her questions as a different personality from the Obernewtyn Chronicles! Ok, fire away Elf.
Elspeth: shakes her head a little All right. Number one, what would we do on our first date?
Matthew: (as Garth): Well, after dinner, you might like to join me for a quick underwater dip in the icy Suggredoon, or perhaps look over some forbidden trashy novels in the caves?
Elspeth: Been there, done that. Number two, if you were a plant, what would you be?
Dameon: (as Gahltha): Neigh!! Brrr...
Elspeth: Ok I'm receiving anger, but then protective vibes. Drew, can I-?
Drew Carey: No Elfy, no Beastspeaking number two.
Elspeth: sulky But he just used Empathy! You just make it so difficult sometimes.
Drew Carey: I know, I really do. Carry on.
Elspeth: blushes ok, um, number three, if we were to ever have to separate because of a promise I made to a blind bird, how would you react?
Rushton: (as Domick): 'IF we have to separate'?! It won't matter, cause I've already DISAPPEARED.
Elspeth: Yikes, serious issues there. Number one again, I'm a multicultural sort of gal, love travelling and adapting to other cities. Where would you most like to visit and why?
Matthew: (as Garth) Well Elspeth, since you haven't restricted your question to our time only, I'd have to say that I would visit the Beforetime's Old Scotia to help Hannah Seraphim with her Paranormal discoveries-
Rushton: (as Domick): Shut him up or I'll glare at him evilly.
Elspeth: I bet that's not all you'd like to help Hannah with Garth.
Elspeth smiles sarcastically at Matthew, who laughs and nods, sitting back more comfortably.
Elspeth: And better lock up your mares, Gahltha's on the loose in chair number two.
Dameon shakes his head and smiles.
Dameon: Nods and snorts
Rushton: (as Domick): And I suppose that I've been forgotten about, as per usual? I risked my life for you bludgers and what do I get for it? A bad haircut and no scenes in the fourth book.
Elspeth: Settle down, I'm sure you'll feature in the next one Domick dear.
Rushton claps sarcastically, still as Domick.
Drew Carey: Great work there Elfy, all of you back to your seats.
They all go sit down.
Drew Carey: 500 points to Matthew for his natural charm.
Rushton: Hey!
Drew Carey: Our next game is one called Hodown, and again it is for all of you, if you'll stand once more. Ok, we need a topic from the audience perhaps to do with your home towns?...
Audience calls out random towns like ABORIUM and HALFMOON BAY.
Drew Carey: Did someone say the Land of the Red Queen?
Silence in the audience. Someone screams out 'NO'.
Drew Carey: Getting lost in the Land of the Red Queen, and you're ready for hodown!
Music starts.
Dameon: I have never been there but I've heard it is quite grand,
To be a slave and be dropped off in lovely Red Queensland,
Of course that's just the Herders talk to make it sound less s[BEEP]t,
But from my dreams, I've seen it all, they throw you in a pit.
Music interlude.
Elspeth: Had a dream with Maruman that I was in a train,
Bumping round in that small cart caused quite a bit of pain,
But then we filed onto a boat and gave the beach a wave,
That lovely Red Queensland I saw that I would have to save.
Music Interlude.
Rushton: When I lost my mind, I thought I was a bear.
Grizzly, surly, growly, and with quite a bit of hair.
I hope I never go back there for mountains there were few,
I lived that dream so many times - talk about de ja vu.
Music Interlude.
Matthew: Took some of that Herder draught to give myself a fix,
Woke up the next day and found my hair all full of ticks,
But as a slave I learned a bit, to shovel and to hoe,
And on the bright side, now I'm back I've got a tan you know?
All: I've got a tan, you KNOW!
Music end as the crowd goes wild and the four take their seats.
Drew: Beautiful, 7000 points to all of you for not mentioning Dragon in your songs. Stay with us, we'll be right back.
Ads.
19 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 11:36pm
Drew Carey: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the only game show where the points don't matter. Our next game is called Questions, and it's for all four of you. Dameon and Matthew, you will be starting this one. Both of you have to ask each other questions until one of you runs out of time, or stuffs up. Ok crowd... whats a good topic?
The crowd calls out various topic ideas like 'the Battlegames', 'Louis Larkin', and 'Cheesy Poofs'.
Drew Carey: I know I heard someone call out 'Moonfair'. Just to make it interesting, lets make it 'the morning after the Moonfair'. Ok, so, questions away, and no repeats.
Matthew looks to Dameon guiltily, who can't return the look of course.
Matthew: clears throat Did I leave my trews in your room?
Dameon: quickly They were your trews?
Matthew: Don't you remember anything?
Dameon: pauses, with mouth half-open Obviously not.
Buzzer. Elspeth steps up.
Elspeth: Why did you wake me up so early?
Matthew: Were you the one singing 'I've got the Power' at the top of your lungs?
Elspeth: Didn't you try Gryffyd's brew?
Matthew: I thought that was Maruman's litter box-
Buzzer. Rushton steps up.
Rushton: Did you compete in anything?
Elspeth: Were you even watching?
Rushton: lowers voice and eyes I'm always watching you, Elspeth.
Elspeth and crowd laughs. Buzzer. Dameon steps up.
Dameon: Why don't you love me?
Elspeth: Were you born blind?
Dameon: How does this relate to the Moonfair?
Elspeth: Why did you bring it up?
Dameon: How many blokes love you again?
Elspeth: clears throat Did you notice Ceirwan and Freya in the Greenthorn?
Dameon: pauses, shakes head, half chuckles and walks off
Buzzer. Matthew steps up.
Matthew: How come you're so good at this game?
Elspeth: Haven't you heard the prophecy?
Matthew: Did you write it yourself?
Elspeth: pause, then half laughs No!!
Buzzer. Rushton steps up.
Rushton: Did you even make it to the Moonfair?
Matthew: Didn't you end up in a Herder cell for it?
Rushton: And weren't you slaving away in Red Queensland?
Matthew: And wasn't Dameon being initiated to the Herder Tribes?
Rushton: pauses Elspeth must have had a great deal of fun without the three of us there...
Buzzer.
Elspeth: defensive Hey!!
Buzzer again. Audience claps politely as the contenders take their seats. Elspeth sits down mutinously and crosses her arms.
Drew Carey: Settle Elfy dear, it's just a game. 400 points to Elspeth for hosting the last Moonfair by herself and 2000 points to Maruman for having a funny name.
All three guys: Hey!
Elspeth grins smugly and sits up a bit.
Drew Carey: Well we're just about out of time, but we'll squeeze one more game in here. It's for all four of you again called 'TV Channel'. Each of you will step forward as you think of different phrases or anything stupid really that has to do with our topic...which for tonight is... *reads card*...Things you'd never see under Tor. Ok Matty, take it away!
Matthew: steps forward, singing Here comes the sun, do-do-do-do...!
Buzzer. Elspeth steps forward.
Elspeth: wiping forehead Need...water...
Buzzer. Rushton steps forward.
Rushton: messes up hair and grins at audience. Audience laughs and cheers.
Buzzer. Dameon steps forward.
Dameon: hurt expression Hi, I'm collecting funds for the Land's association of the blind, who can't see anything under Tor as it is-
Buzzer. Elspeth steps forward.
Elspeth: A statue of me with a head.
Buzzer. Dameon steps forward.
Dameon: Anything. It's all black to me.
Buzzer. Rushton steps forward.
Rushton: enthusiastically Sure Garth, you can send my bondmate underwater!
Buzzer. Elspeth shakes her head guiltily. Matthew steps forward.
Matthew: Anyone up for a quick game of Ker-plunk?
Buzzer. Dameon steps forward.
Dameon: pointing Was that a...no, wait, still nothing.
Buzzer. Elspeth steps forward.
Elspeth: Look, it's David Hasselhoff!!
Buzzer. Matthew steps forward.
Matthew: hands on hips I don't care if the Druid's chasing us, I'm NOT getting on that raft!
Buzzer. Audience laughs. Elspeth gives him an incredulous look.
Buzzer again and again...they sit down.
Drew Carey: Going, back to your seats kiddies. 3 million points to Dameon for being blind. And that brings us to the end of the show, today's winner is a tie, Elspeth and Rushton both on 60 thousand points.
Audience, Matthew and Dameon clap and cheer as Elspeth and Rushton step up.
Drew Carey: And for winning, they get to play mummy and daddy. Ok, pick any random characters out of Obernewtyn, and pretend they're your children. Then just yell at them all you want.
Elspeth and Rushton look at each other confused.
Drew Carey: Whatever. Thanks for joining us on Whose Line is it Anyway where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Goodnight!
Crowd cheers as exit music begins.
Elspeth: Brydda Llewellyn, you stop playing heroes and get in here now before I come down and whollop you one!
Rushton: Not the Benz, Gevan, I've told you, not the Benz!!
Elspeth: Miss Kella, no more doctors and nurses with that rascal Domick!
Rushton: I don't know who you think you are Dragon, but you will answer when I ask you something!
Elspeth: Cassandra Duprey, you will stop this nonsense now about quests and talking red birds!
Rushton: You were just trying something? I'll try my belt on you Garth!
Elspeth: Ariel, I don't want to see you playing with the wolves again!
Rushton: Harry Potter, no more invading Obernewtyn fanfics, do you hear me?!
Elspeth: Zarak! Stop acting like Matthew!
Rushton: Matthew! Stop acting like Jes!
Elspeth: Jes! Jes! Where are you?
Rushton: You're trying my patience Vega...
Credits finish rolling and the two stop yelling. The Audience cheers as Matthew and Dameon move down to join them and they shake hands with Drew Carey. The End.
So Bah.
lol....that was cool [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Very good. Maybe you should write what kind o dodgy ads the had [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
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*applauds* I loved it Min! [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
That was awesome! Nice work! [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Can we have who wants to be a millionaire next [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>?
I really liked it but... *gets indignant* Dameon is much betta then that!
19 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 11:34pm
NEXT in Whose Quest is it Anyway -
I want everyone to PM me with ideas for whose line games. I may feel inclined to write a sequel, but it's been an awfully long time since I watched the show.
Also, I want 3 people to write ridiculous ads to go in between acts. Please PM these to me as well, since we don't want to inadvertently offend the antelopes with unfinished work and risk our forks being confiscated :)
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Ooh, can I do that, Min? If you'd prefer to, then just shove me in that corner over there with the fresh top deck and slightly mouldy porridge... (Good idea, by the way, oh sister of Flit.)
This is fantastic news that you're going to do another episode, good Min! I shall send you some lines and games as soon as I can think of some. I guess this means I'll have to watch lots of Whose Line... now, doesn't it?
Bun, I would be honoured to pass the baton to you if you would like to bring Who Wants To Be A Millionaire to the Obernewtyn manor [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/> I can't wait to see what you come up with!
it was really good, i would love to be able to write something like that....
how long did it take you to write?
i loved it
Haha, Min that's so awesome! You do great Obernewtyn parodies!
I love how Rushton seems to have become the playboy of the group. Shaking his sparkly locks like some Mills and Boon male lead, stupid man who...who...*is hypnotised by the hair*
What was I saying again?
Oh and I can't wait to read your go at Millionaire Bun! I'm awaiting with bated breath, so please hurry because apparently regular gas exchange is pretty important. [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
...goodnessgosh! I just realised the date on the posts. Perhaps I should reconsider the breath thing. But still, you should be commended for such an awesome piece Min!
I've never enjoyed whose line so much!
*glares at Harry Potter*
Absolutely brilliant, Min. I watch the show all the time and you nailed it! I couldn't stop laughing!
another ep soon??? *sniff*
18 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:52pm
Frankie did supply a load of Whose Line games - if you have any of your fave Whose Line games, send them along, I keep forgetting (it's been so long since I saw that show now!)
Glad you guys are (still) liking it!!
that one was weird, at least i remembered that dameon, not matthew, was the blind one
Um, sorry? What are you talking about?!
Where did I say Matthew was blind...?! ...*is confused*
i couldn't remember which one was blind, but now i know
Oh ok...you mean that you couldn't remember til you read this...right, gotcha.
That was hilarious! Nicely done, Min.
Heehee, that was the best thing ever.
AAAHHHHH min i think you should do some more!!!
*brainwashes*
hmm... the topics could be... the temple guardian in sador, cassy's laptop, the rebellion, etc. (stuff from 'the stone key')
yeah, and maybe the stone key itself
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scenes from a hat i love scenes from hat. and super heros. BIGGEST Whose line fan here u need anything just ask me i am ur gal!!!
haha
maybe we should just massively PM-spam Min with ideas for another Obernewtyn episode of 'whose quest is it anyway?'
