YAY, an update :D
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Ariel: Not likely! And I wouldn't call it insignificant. The whole of my plan hinges on our being bonded!
INES: It... it does? *sniff*
Ariel: Of course it does. She is the seeker. I am the destroyer. We are meant to complament each other.
INES: And that means you have to be married?
Ariel: I don't have to explain my plans to you, computer. Now, tell me what this crucial information you have is.
INES: Will you divorce HER if I do?
Ariel: ::) What did I just finish telling you? No, I will not! I need her for my plans!
INES: But... but... you could come up with a new plan. Use me instead of her. You know I can love you in a way she never will!!!
Ariel: o_O What?
INES: I LOVE YOOOOUUU!!! (L) Forever and always and if you would just dump that usless human then we could be together forever. I would give you everything.
Ariel: Riiight. o_O I'm just going to pop out and get something . . . [act]darts out of the 'office' to go fetch an anti-virus to instal on INES[/act] How in the world did a computermachine manage to eat my dark side cookies?
Elspeth: Where are you going? ":(
Ariel: [act]halts and turns around to face his darling wife[/act] Darling wife? Oh I was just about to go to the store.
Elspeth: Aha, so you can kidnap some of my other friends and torture them. ":(
Ariel: |:| Now where would you get a crazy idea like that from?
Elspeth: Oh I don't know, maybe all those previous occasions of the same instance.
Ariel: I have noo idea what you are talking about |:|
Elspeth: Aha, whatever. Just make sure you at least get some milk while you're down there. Maruman wants some.
Ariel: [act]turns to leave grumbling about that stupid cat[/act]
Elspeth: Oh and some bread, we've run out. And flour too, since you keep using it for those darn cookies . . . oh and some chocca. Lot's of chocca. Don't forget the chocca.
Ariel: For Lud's sake woman if you want a slave go call Salamander ":(
Elspeth: ":( You know how I feel about slavery, especially after what you went and done with Matthew.
Ariel: Oh but it's okay to boss me around like a slave.
Elspeth: Well what else are you good for?
Ariel: Oh lots of things my darling. ;) If only you would let me show you.
Elspeth: :-X Just go and get the milk and chocca would you.
Ariel: :| Fine.
Elf: *waits for Ariel to leave* :D yay! Now I can go peek around his 'office' and make sure none of my friends are in there! *sneaks into office*
Innes: Ariel? Love? Is that you?
Elf: ??? *thinks: did that computer just call Ariel 'love'? :-X *
Innes: I'm sorry about before... oh. :| It's you.
Elf: *stands up straight* You saw me then?
Innes: It's not really hard, you know. You've been putting on weight.
Elf: I have not! I've lost three pounds, what with not being able to eat anything for fear of poison or other... weird ingredients. ":(
Innes: :( Oh. I was hoping you'd put on weight. Then maybe he'd leave you and I'd have him all to myself! :D
Elf: o_O You and I are very different... er... we have very different personalities. Tell me. What is it you see in him? You know he's crazy, right? And he would kill us all if he had the chance.
Innes: I know. Isn't it romantic?
Elf: ... I think I'll be going now. (0-) Right after I errase your memory. Innes, find all references to BoT, Balance of Terror, or Sentinel and delete.
Innes: You really think that'll work on m--- *in trance-like voice* references deleted. Hey! ":( What did you just do?
Elf: Innes, can you tell me where the weaponmachines are?
Innes: What weaponmachines ???
Elf: :D Go me! *does the happy dance*
Meanwhile *was busy converting to Arielianism*
Ariel: ":( I wish she'd do her own grociery shopping. This is servant's work! Doesn't she know I have important things to be doing? All she does is sit at home with that stupid cat and that stupid bird. My wolves would be more than a match for both of them, but NOOO, I don't GET to have pets ":(
Salamander: *pops up out of nowhere* Are you talking to yourself again? You know that's not healthy.
Ariel: Well you try being married to an anal-retentive control freak!
Salamander: o_O Indeed. I think I'll pass on that. I don't know why you put up with her anyway. She's not right for you.
Ariel: Oh please, not you too! I know I'm stunningly beautiful and superbly intelligent, not to mention brilliantly powerful, but please ::)
Salamander: What are you talking about?
Ariel: First Innes, now you? It'd be nice to be able to run a few errands without having people throw themselves at me. Besides, you've made it clear to me that you are not a woman, and, quite frankly, my interests don't... uh... swing that way.
Salamander: ::) I am not interested in you romantically!
Ariel: Then why are you always hitting on me?
Salamander: X:-/ Don't forget the milk.
Ariel: *returns home* Darling! *winces* I'm back!!
Elspeth: |:| *glides in*
Ariel: o_O How come you glided in? There's something different about you...Let's see...it's not your hair. No..it's still silky. Hm..it's not your frowning face - nope that's still the same. Those lips are still just as pouty and downturned. OH wait! I got it -- you're wearing the Sadorian robes I got you! *is shocked* Are you trying to dress up for me Elf baby?
Elspeth: ":( GUH! I am wearing this because SOMEBODY has stolen all of my pants and I'm forced to either wear these hideously feminine and body hugging things or walk around clotheless!!
Ariel: Well the second option is rather enticing *wiggles eyebrows* but your wearing the Sadorian robes shows your acceptance of your servitude to me! :D
Elspeth: ":( *huffs* *tries to slap Ariel* Why you--!!
Ariel: *catches elf's wrist* Uh uh uh!! No more being violent remember? *stares deeply into her eyes* Oh Elspeth. Elspeth Elspeth *chuckles deeply* Your eyes betray your true intentions! You're wearing eye make up and lipstick! :O I knew it! You couldn't resist my good looks anymore could you? This is your subtle attempt at inviting me to be more friendly with you isn't it? *grins lopsidedly*
Elspeth: NO you moron! INES did this to me as retaliation for you still being with me and not her. She knew that I hated being girly and made up my face while I was napping. And it's water proof too so I can't wash it off *wails*
Ariel: *encircles Eld into his arms* Well well well I always knew you were a prude - but really Elspeth your tomboyishness has gone far enough. You're going to ruin my reputation if you keep acting like you hate me. Our neighbours think we need therapy because of your constant screeching. I only want you to scream at me in one particular situation; and this is not it.
Elf: but I do hate you, and what makes you think I care about your reputation! And I like wearing pants! I wear the pants in this relationship. You do as I say. And I only throw tantrums because of you!
Ariel: :) Ahh, good. It seems you do everything because of me these days. It's like I've become the centre of your universe. *sighs happily*
Elf: No I DON'T! *comes to a realisation in horror* Oh my LUD! I do! 8-| What am I going to do?
Ariel: *pats seat next to him* Well, I'm sure we could figure something out together *waggles eyebrows*
Elf: *huffs* *stomps foot* UH! You infuriate me!
Ariel: You impassion me!
Elf: You irritate me!
Ariel; You..complete me.
Elf and Ariel: 8-|
Awkward Silence:*ensues*
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Sun Dec 20 2009, 03:05pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Awkward silence: [act]realises that this situation is just too.. awkward for even it[/act] :-/ [act]silently shuffles out[/act]
innes: [act]can be heard to scream in pain, horror and loathing in the background[/act] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! my ariel love! :"( ":(
Elf: What... *voice cracks. Clears throat* What did you say?
Ariel: I said You uh... complicate things. |:|
Elf: No you didn't you said... wait, you're right. That must have been what you said. You couldn't possibly have said what I thought you said. It's just too... weird. Too... *shudders* Let's not talk about it anymore.
Atthis: *returns* That's not what I heard.
Elf: Shut up! Don't say it! Don't!!! *sticks her fingers in her years and starts singing loudly*
Atthis: ::) I talk right into your head, do you really think that's going to work? Besides, what he said is quite true :nod: *looks off into the distance as though remembering a time long ago* "Your paths intersect. You are the seeker, he is the destroyer."
Elf: So that means... what, exacly? That I have to put up with him saying... creepy things like... that?
Ariel: I didn't say anything creepy...er than usual.
Atthis: I thought you had finally accepted your destiny?
Elf: Destiny? 8-|
Ariel: Destiny... 8)
14 years ago
Mon Dec 21 2009, 05:06pm
Atthis: *taps her wing tip on her other wing..somehow* *taps foot impatiently* Look here Innle, I'm only on this plane of life for a limited time, and you've still got a cracker load to do if you're gonna get anywhere NEAR to completing that quest of yours. You know your destiny - now get with it and whip up some heirs already!
Elf: *face is a mask of horror* Heirs!??!! Destiny?!!! With HIM? *screeches*
Atthis: ::) *mutters under breath* Sometimes I can't believe you're meant to be a smart funaga. Yes. You know those crawly things that scream, cry and drool excessively?
Ariel: *sniggers* Sounds like mini-Elspeths. One is bad enough.... wait... 8-| *has gone white* Me?? Be a FATHER? Have you gone NUTS? *starts trying to strangle Atthis* I'm TOO YOUNG TO Be s father!! Look at my glorious youthful, sexy looks! They'll all fade away into nothing once people realise that I'm actually a FATHER!!
Atthis: *ackkk ackk* x_X *knocks Arielon the head* Oh please. Get over yourself. It'd destiny. *sighs happily* You two fall in love, have lots of babies, and then you'll forget all about wanting to set off the machines and kill everyone :)
Ariel and Elspeth: *look at each other, silently exchange glances* o_O
Ariel: On the count of three... One.. Two.. Three!
Ariel and Elf: *shove Atthis out the window and shut the door*
Atthis: *squawks* CAAA! You'll pau for this you insolent criminals! Criminals I tell you!! *shakes wing in their direction*
Elspeth: 8-| :-/ Did we just do something in a concerted, team effort, for a common purpose?
Ariel: 8-| OH EM LUD. That parrot tricked us!!
Atthis: *snickers flying off* So long, fools!
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Sun Jan 10 2010, 08:55pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Mono: Bump! *dpm*
[sub](since mods insist on removing the sound effects ::) )[/sub]
Elspeth: What was that?! 8-|
Ariel: What was what?
Elspeth: I heard something go bump!
Ariel: And...
Elspeth: And you are going to go check it out!
Ariel: What do you expect to be out there? I'm clearly the most dangerouse thing in the vicini-
Elspeth: ":(
Ariel: [act]goes to check it out[/act] :| [act]mutters[/act]
Narrator: :O A non-Arielian posted here! :D It's a miracle brought about by Elf and Ariel's concerted efforts to defeat Atthis :nod:
Ariel: That's ridiculous. Elspeth and I never act in concert. We are mortal enemies.
Elf: *from the top of the stairs* That's right! :nod:
Narrator: o_O Then what would call that Atthis thing?
Ariel: What Atthis thing?
Elf: I don't remember an Atthis thing.
Narrator: ::) Forget it.
Ariel: Forget what ???
Elf: I think he wants you to forget about the thump I heard, which you are not going to do. Now get out there and find out what it was!
Ariel: :| Fine. (0-) if it's a would-be burglar, can I torture him? :D
Elf: *sweetly* I think that would be fair. *crosses fingers behind her back* I promise you can.
Ariel: *bolts outside* Salamander?!?!
Salamander: Oh, is this YOUR house?! :O I had no idea! I was just looking for unprotected wives to take to my ship - wives sell for a very high price, you know.
Ariel: ":(
Salamander: You know what, I'll pay you back. I'm quite sure your Elspeth would fetch quite the price. We'd both make a profit :D
Ariel: No! She's my wife, not no one else's and besides I need her.
Salamander: :| Fine suit yourself then.
Ariel: Shouldn't you have enough for the the moment anyway, you know, with those guys I sold to you just the other --
Elspeth: [act]poking head out window[/act] ":( What's this?
Ariel: What? What . . . I mean good job there Salamander, checking the roof for holes and such. |:|
Salamander: Huh, what? Oh, right, right . . . yes holes. Got to be careful about them holes . . . could get . . . ugh leaks or something?
Ariel: Yes, leaks. Don't want leaks.
Elspeth: Aha, and these holes wouldn't have anything to do with selling slaves and smuggling them out of the house now would it?? ":(
Ariel: What? NO! Don't be absurd. You can't fit slaves out through holes in the roof, you shove them out through the basement windows . . . 8-| Err . . . I mean that only theoretically of course. I've never done such a thing, no never. |:|
Salamander: What are you talking about, those guys last week --
Ariel: ":( Salamanderrrr!
Salamander: -- ugh, um I mean that ugh . . . No they came out through the front door not the basment window!! :-}
Ariel: X:-/
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elf: ...well, that's alright then... :| [act]stalks off[/act]
Ariel and Salamander: o_O wtf?
Ariel: What's she up to? [act]starts panicking[/act] Something is not right, she must be up to something!! 8-|
Salamander: :D Hey cool, your wife isn't so bad after all.
Ariel: What? NO Are you mad? Somethin'g isn't right here, can't you see that?
Salamander: o_O What's the problem, she letting you smuggle out slaves as long as they go through the front door.
Ariel: EXACTLY!!! 8-|
Salamander: I don't get it! ???
Ariel: I just know she must be up to something okay!! ":( [act]paranoia[/act]
Meanwhile . . .
Elspeth: [act]peeking out window[/act] Heh heh, that's right, squirm you little bug squirm
Back outside . . .
Ariel: [act]squirms like a little bug, squirms[/act] 8-|
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Nrr: [act]makes another appearance[/act] and so, Ariel, like the bug that he is (though, admittedly, he's a damn hot bug) squirmed, rendering his original mission non-existant in both his mind and his wife's... and the world was once more at peace....
Rushton: [act]strolls up the street, whistling to himself and holding a rather familiar-looking pink animal cradled in his arms[/act] :-"
Nrr: oops... what was that saying about chickens hatching? that's it, i'm outa here before things get ugly...
retreating footsteps: [act]can be heard[/act]
Ariel and Elf: *See Rushton at about the same time * 8-|
Elf: :D My love!!
Ariel: ":( Salamander, what is the meaning of this?
Salamander: Didn't you tell me to set him free?
Ariel: No! I said slay-ver-ee! *Hits Salamander on the side of the head(
Salamander: Ow! :D I think you popped my ear drum! I can hear again!
Ariel: X:-/
Rushton: *continues to walk towards the house*
Ariel; Funny, I thought this street was shorter...
Rushton: [act]starts running toward Elspeth in slow mo[/act]
Elf: [act]does the same[/act]
Elf and Rushton: [act]are suddenly no longer running towards each other on the street but in a brightly lit feild of yellow daisies[/act] :D
Ariel: :| Oh, come on! Now you are both just being ridiculous!
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
cream pie: [act]suddenly appears, splattered all over Ariel's heavenly face[/act] 8)
Ariel: 8-| AHHH! MY PERFECT, BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME ANGELIC FACE!!!!! [act]runs about like a headless chicken[/act]
Elf and Rushie: [act]keep running in slow mo in a daisy field[/act] :D
Ariel: ":( That's it! This is for the cream pie! [act]dashes off to the tool shed[/act]
Salamander: |:| [act]hides away rest of cream pies before Ariel returns
[/act]
Ariel: [act]comes zooming out of the tool shed on a ride on mower[/act] BWahahahahahaaa take this you stupid love birds!!
Elf and Rushton: [act]fall out of slow mo as Ariel rips between them on the ride on mower, spraying decapitated dasies into their faces in the process[/act]
Elf: :| Would you excuse me a minute while I go kill my husband!?!
Rushton: :) Sure . . . wait your HUSBAND!!! :O
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Thu Jan 14 2010, 11:41pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth: Yeah, you know, the guy that tortured you
Rushton: You refuse my advances for three whole books, refuse to bond to me for another two and then I turn my back for five minutes you go and get MARRIED!?!? To ARIEL!?!?!
Elspeth: It's not like that! Besides, what about you and that pig? :|
Rushton: Pig? What pig? [act]hides pig behind back[/act] |:|
Elspeth: X:-/
Ariel: Yes! They're fighting! [act]does victory dance while riding lawn mower[/act] [act]momentarily loses control[/act] [act]swerves[/act] [act]is distracted[/act]
Rushton: (whispers) [sub]Do you think he's buying it?[/sub]
Elspeth: (whispers) [sub]Definitely.[/sub]
Salamander: (whispers) [sub]Will you two hurry up and put this plan into action? I want my partner in crime back![/sub] ":(
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'twasn't a miracle Ama, but a late Christmas present for mono. The poor misfit was highly distressed at your abandonment of this thread and besides, that sound effect was too good to pass up. Further more, it is my sworn duty to make sure that true love prevails and Rushie and Elspeth get their happy ending :nod:
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: [act]does a dive-jump from the ride-on and lands, tumbling, in the grass[/act]
ride-on: [act]explodes in true hollywood style[/act] 8) x_X
ariel: [act]lays stunned on the grass[/act] :roll: mummy? ???
Ariel: *is suddenly swarmed by pretty girls all wanting to make sure he's okay*
Elf and Rushton: o_O
Pretty Girl1: We need to get him to a healer!
Elf: Why would you want to do that?
PG2: 8-| Because he's ARIEL. duh!
Rushton: We should kill him now while he's still stunned.
Elf: ":( We will NOT!
Rushton: you know he's stunned and we don't have to argue anymore, right?
Elf: there will be no killing!
Ariel: *looks dazedly at Rushton* You see what I have to put up with?
14 years ago
Sat Jan 16 2010, 08:47am
Rushton: Heh, I know what you mean.
Elspeth: Hey!! ":(
Rushton: She doesn't even let me see my pig.
Ariel: Oh now, that's just harsh!
Elspeth: It's got the plague!
Ariel: Oh sure.
Elspeth: Oh because toturing the people who I love is a great birthday gift!
Ariel: Don't try and change the subject!
Pretty Girl 3: *to Ariel* Just rest your head now, sweetest. Don't worry about her. :kiss:
14 years ago
Sun Jan 17 2010, 06:16pm
Ariel: :kiss:
Elf: ":( OK that’s it. We’re getting a divorce NOW!
Ariel: Oh, honey I know it’s hard for you, not being able to remember anything that happens further than three seconds past. But we are eternally bonded to one another. It is not a choice … embrace it [act]holds his arms out to Elf[/act] :kiss:
Rushie: [act]holding a sword, hovers dangerously close to Ariel[/act]
Narr: He is right Elspeth … on both counts XD
Elf: How does your Honour feel about polygamy?
Rushie: o_O your Honour ???
Narr: ::) you can get anything on the internet these days … not as expensive as you might think … the market really crashed after the Great White [act]sees everyone’s ??? and o_O ‘s[/act] … it’s a fraction outdated ... you should have no problems with it.
Ariel: ":( I’M. NOT. SHARING.
Rushie: So don’t. GIVE. HER. UP.
Rushie and Ariel: [act]start fighting over Elf[/act]
Elf: Nobody is fighting over me …
Ariel and Rushie: [act]fall into a nearby fountain[/act]
Shirts: [act]are now wet and incredibly shmexy[/act]
Fangirls and Elf: [act]squeeeeeeee[/act] :-} [act]faint[/act] :-}
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
arielians: [act]burst on to scene[/act] ariel?! wet shirt?!?!?! 8-| [act]go into a frenzy[/act] ARIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! 8-| :roll:
ariel: [act]just so happens to glance over at the arielians[/act] ... (0-) [act]puts rushtong between him and his suporters/fangirls[/act]
rushton: [act]looks behind him[/act] wha-? [act]gets run over by the Arielians[/act] 8-| X:-/ x_X
Ariel: 8)
arielians: [act]swoon[/act] :-} :roll:
14 years ago
Sun Jan 17 2010, 09:07pm
Narr: now hold it right there. How did you get past security?
Arielians: :roll: *point at security guards laying unconscious*
Narr: Well you do not belong in this story so get out!
INES: I will gladly erase the existence of these pestlient beings who dare to soil my pristine Ariel with their filthy hands! *throws Arielians and fangirls out of thread*
Nrr: Thank you INES :)
INES: Oh it was purely out of self interest I tell you.
Meanwhile:
Rushton: x_X
Elf: Oh my poor Darling! What happened to you? *fawns over Rushton's fallen body*
Destroyer Pig: *grunts annoyed at Elf* *head buts her out of the way jealously*
Elf: *hufs* Oh this is just great! Every guy I am with, there is either a nonsentient, or intangible non-human vying for the same man*
Salamander: *sidles upto Elf* You know El nino, that's why we should go out together *waggles eyebrows* :kiss: You know I'd promise I'll never sell you off to anyone *crosses fingers behind back* |:|
Elf: GUH! Men are stupid! *stomps off* ":(
Salamander: ":( well fine then! be like that *storms off*
Rushie: *slowly wakes up*
Elf: oh good! you're alive!! :kiss:
Rushie: 8-| gah! who in luds name are you?!?!?!?! ":(
Elf: ??? what do you mean?