Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Rushton: WAHHHHHHHH! :"( [act]throws a tanty[/act]
piggy: [act]snuffles in distress[/act] :-/
Elf: [act]looks angry[/act]
ariel: [act]looks disgusted, but is secretly laughing evilly[/act]
salamands: [act]starts tapping his/her foot[/act] :|
Elf: This is all your fault! ":(
Ariel: My fault?
Elf: Of course it is your fault! If you hadn't tortured him that time his mind might not have collapsed just now!
Rushton: [act]clings at Ariel again[/act] :"( Make her go away already:
Ariel: :| This is ridiculous, if I were going to drive him completely batty I would make sure it was in a way that doesn't involve hugging me! Now get off me you freak! [act]starts trying to pry away Rushton's fingers[/act]
Rushton: [act]grip tightens[/act]
Ariel: Arrghh, get him off, he's making my robes all filthy! ":( What's he been doing, wallowing in that pigs mud?
Destroyer Pig: [act]disgruntled grunt[/act] ":(
Elf: :| Hmph, probably.
Ariel: Disgusting! *pries Rushton's fingers away*
Rushton: Why is everyone so nasty? :"(
Salamander: Snap out of it, you're annoying Ariel! *slaps Rushton*
Elspeth: Rushton, mylove, you are meant to be strong, handsome, dashing and all manly -- and those are the reasons why I fell in love with you. But right now you are acting like a simpering little girl! That is so not an attractive quality! I can't believe I'm saying this, but even Ariel is more manly than you are!
Ariel: Damn straight! 8) I'm male... ALL male... Wait, what do you mean "even I am more manly than he is" o_O
Elspeth: ::) *gives Ariel a paper cut on his hand with a piece of grass*
Ariel: Owww! :"( WATCH IT! That really hurt you know!! *sucks on his finger* I--I can even see blood! [act]swoons[/act] x_X
Elspeth: o_O So he can withstand torturing others, but can't stand the sight of his own blood? Hmm....interesting....
Rushton: [act]gasp[/act] You Bitey Itchy thing! I can't believe you called HIM more manly than me! ":( I mean he's so girly!
Atthis: Mreowr!! The kitten has claws.
Elspeth: ??? What the? I thought you were a bird?!!
Atthis: [act]facepalms[/act]
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Atthis: damn funaga... why we even bother confounds us... :|
Rushton: AHHH!!! A TALKING BIRDIE!!! [act]hides behind Ariel, grabbing at his robes[/act]
Ariel: hey! i paid good money to get these slave-cleaned! ":( [act]tries to shove Rushie off of him[/act]
Elf: what? aren't my washing sklz good enough for you now? ":(
Ariel: what washing sklz? ::) and besides, its much cheaper if i get them slave-cleaned...
Elf: what are you talking about? i clean them for free... what's cheaper than free? o_O
Ariel: [sub]yeh.. but the slaves don't complain about everything and anything while they're washing...[/sub] :|
Elf: what was that?! ":(
Ariel: uh... nothing dear... :-|
Elf: that's what i thought... :nod:
Salamander and Rushton: [act]stand back and watch the couple arguing[/act] :-?
Salamander: wanna go and grab some mead? it might be a while before that woman stops ranting to my Ariel...
Rushton: .... what's mead? :D ???
Salamander: [act]evil laugh[/act] this is going to be funner than i thought it would be ;D [act]drags rushton off to the nearest tavern[/act]
XD Hell, oh dear...
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Elf: I can't believe you would rather some stranger wash your clothes than me, your own wife!
Ariel: [sub]at least the slaves don't yell at me when there's bloodstains...[/sub] Well... wait a minute... Are you mad at me for making someone ELSE do the wifely duties you never want to do? o_O
Elf: No! I'm mad at you for being dissatisfied with my performance of said wifely duties. You have NO RIGHT to be disatisfied with having ME for a wife, when I am so moraly supperiour and you are... well... you.
Ariel: Well if we're talking wifely duties, might I remind you you haven't actually been performing all ---
Elf: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! ":(
Ariel: ::) Fine. I still don't see what the big deal is. I was... trying to make less work for you, that's all! I was only trying to be a thoughtful husband.
Elf: *snorts* the day I believe that is the day Rushton's stupid pig flies.
DP: hehehe *takes flight*
Atthis: ":( Get out of my air space you disgusting, evil thing ":(
Ariel: *smug smile*
Elf: o_O ~:| X:-/ X:-/ X:-/
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Atthis: [act]goes all gung-ho and tackles the DP[/act] ":(
DP: 8-| [act]squeals[/act] [act]is tackled[/act] X:-/ x_X [act]falls to the ground, knocked out[/act]
elf: 8)
Ariel: :| it still counts..
elf: does not
Ariel: does too!
Elf: Does not!
'does too's and 'does not's: [act]repeats[/act] 8)
meanwhile.. at the local tavern...
Salamander: [act]is leaning back and relaxing, watching the entertainment[/act]
rushton:[act] is doing the chicken dance on top of the bar[/act] ba na... nananananana! banananannanana! do do do dooooo! burk burk burk burk! :D :D
salamander: ah... priceless... 8) [act]takes another sip of mead[/act]
Elf: *finally notices Rushie's absence*
Hey, where's Rushton? Oh my Lud he could be anywhere...Out there...In such a state!
Ariel: Who cares? :|
Elf: Quiet, you. *glares* Get my coat. :|
Ariel: What!?
Elf: What? Uh, I mean, stay here...honey.
Ariel: ??? Where are you going? I'm coming with you!
Elf: Pfft. Like you'd-Actually you probably should come with me, since Rushton seems to...trust you somehow...
Ariel: [act]snickers[/act] Looks like your boy-toy isn't so enchanted with you anymore. Oh- pardon me -- it's ex-boytoy now isn't it?
Elf: [act]glowers[/act] (0-) [act]sweetly[/act] Well, actually, all things considered, he's your boy-toy now. He seems to need you and dare I say, even want you. [act]smirks[/act] [act]sing-songs[/act]Looks like you've got yourself a boyfriend!
Ariel: :| [act]bristles[/act] Your digging your own grave woman. He had to resort to ME because I have charm and the good looks. [act]swishes hair about[/act] YOU on the other hand, were restricting him. [act]Mimicks in a high pitched voice[/act] "Don't do this, don't do that, don't kiss the pig...don't roll around in mud..don't torture people, don't kidnap them!" Sound familiar?
Elf: ":( You insolent fool! He just doesn't like me at the moment because YOU tortured him with some crazy illusion of myself as a Goddess or something. *snorts* Is that how YOU perceive me Ariel? A goddess?
Ariel: |:| No. Why would I ever think that? [act]sneers[/act]
Elf: [act]cold Elspeth stares[/act] I can see straight through your lies like glass. Your stalking tendencies give you away. [act]Tears hair exasperatedly[/act] Stop being infatuated with me!
Ariel: [act]a la Mushu[/act] And I can see straight through your armour! *leers at Elf's chest* |;)
Elf: *gasps* *smacks Ariel across the cheek* ":( PERVERT!
Ariel: [act]looks innocent[/act] :) Who me?
INES: *can be heard in the background, crying* NOOO My beloved! Don't give into her hideous looks!!
14 years ago
Wed Jan 27 2010, 03:57am
XD I love this thread!
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Elf: *fumes furiously* *turns red with rage* GAHHH! I'm going to find Rushton. *storms out*
Ariel: *smirks* *follows*
Elf: Why do you have to follow me everywhere? Maybe you should see a shrink. Someone who can sort out your dependancy issues.
Ariel: Well maybe YOU should see someone who can sort out your isolationist issues :P
Elf: I don't have isolationist issues! ":(
Ariel: *in a high pitched voice, as he waves his hands foolishly in the air* I'm sorry Rushton, I can't love you properly because I know you and everyone else really think I'm just a freek with crazy awesome powers, and I'm going to have to leave you eventually anyway 'cause I'm so amazing and unique and I have to save the world!
Elf: You're impression of me sounds more like an impression of yourself when you get excited.
Ariel: You're completely missing my point ":(
Elf: Well, maybe if you had a point worth making I'd listen to it.
Ariel: You think you're better than everyone.
Elf: ":( I do not! You do!
Ariel: Because I am. :-" What's your excuse? :P
Elf: I don't!
Ariel: Do to!
Elf: Do not!
Ariel: Do to!
Elf: Do not!
Do tos and Do nots: *continue all the way down the street*
Old random woman living on the street, tending to her garden: [act]watches the bickering couple stroll together down the street[/act]Aahh. Young love :) Don't you remember when we were like that Gruffyd?
Gruffyd: [act]is asleep in his armchair on the patio[/act][act]emits a particularly loud snore[/act]
Old random woman: [act]chuckles to herself[/act] Those two lovebirds will grow old and grey together. :) Mark my words Groofy.
The two "lovebirds": [act]are full of mutual hatred.....bordering on dilike......bordering on mere annoyance....bordering on being comfortable in each other's presence.....bordering on maybe enjoying the other's presence. Oh what the hell - outright flirting with eachother in a way that they are deluding themselves that they hate eachother[/act]
Elspeth: X:-/ Will you never shut up and just leave me in peace and quiet? Were you born for the sole purpose of making my life miserable?
Ariel: Well, actually, I was born because my mother and father had a fun time together, and as a natural progression, I was conceived and my birth was thereafter unstoppable. But of course, you would have known that already if you ever had .... worldly experience [act]intoned in a smarmy voice[/act]. But since you are a prude, I doubt you will ever have ... worldly experience--
Elspeth: ":( Stop saying that phrase!! It's grating on my nerves! Oh what the hell, YOU are grating on my nerves. If you have so much "wordly experience" then why don't you just go and ... leave me for another person with this "experience" you speak of... lik Erin? [act]looks hopeful[/act]
Ariel: ::) Oh please, now THERE's a narcissist if I ever saw one. There's no way I'm ever going near her.
Elf: :-| *snorts* Coming from YOU the biggest narcissist in the world!
Ariel: ":( At least ONE of us has experience. I would gladly share it with you, but you are so blind to everything that goes around you, with your head always stuck in some animal's mind, even with my subtle midnight wanderings into your dreams, that I wonder if you'll ever get the message!
Elf: I've got you message loud and clear Destroyer! You just want to use me to get to the weaponmachines, so you can kill us all!
Ariel: *sighs* *shakes head* I do want to use you, but not for those reasons. Only for my own private reasons.. |:|
Elf: o_O Whatever, we're at the pub now. *gasps* Oh my Lud! *stares aghast at the sight of Rushton before her*
Ariel: [act]smirks[/act]
. . .
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Rushton: [act]is about to start making out with the DPig[/act]
DP: [act]swoons[/act] [act]leans in closer[/act]
Salamander: [act]is piffing himself/herself with laughter[/act] oml! [act]gasps[/act] pmsl! XD
Elf: 8-|
14 years ago
Sat Jan 30 2010, 10:35pm
Bleh you beat me to posting Hel [act]shake fist[/act]
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Salamander: [act]is giggling like a school girl at Rushton canoodling with the DP[/act] Tee Hee Hee . . . hee huuur . . . I mean HAR HAR HAR MANLY LAUGH HAR HAR |:| [act]spots Elf and Ariel[/act] Oh bugger. [act]quickly drags the shantying Rushton & DP off the bar[/act] Ugh, we we're just leaving! He isn't drunk or anything. No!
Elf: :|
Rushton: Huh? Wha? [act]wobbles[/act] I . . . I ugh . . . I . . . Heyis thaar naasteh wady! Oooh and dah pweetyy boy. [act]wobbles over to Ariel[/act] You haarr so shiny!! Wooo [act]reaches out[/act]
Ariel: Touch my hair and I can't be accountable for what I do to you . . . not that I wouldn't do it to you anyway.
Rushton: [act]attempts to indiscretely wobble closer[/act] o_O Haaarrrr!
Elf: [act]starts tugging Rushton away from Ariel[/act] Rushton mylove. What is wrong with you? [act]glowers at Salamander, who is attempting to sidle out of the tavern unnoticed[/act] What do you think you are doing getting him drunk? ":( Can't you see his mind is disturbed enough, thanks to someone.
Rushton: [act]mindlessly starts fiddling with Elf's hair[/act] Hur hur.
Ariel: ":(
Salamander: [act]stiffly[/act] Well I just thought it would cheer the chap up, and look he can actually stand being around you now.
Elf: :"( He loves me, of course he can handle being around me.
Salamander: Didn't look that way before.
Ariel: Exactly, he can't love you! ":( I made sure of it . . . so just 'give in' to me my dear. [act]waggles eyebrows[/act] Trust me, I'll make it worth your while.
Elf: [act]face twists up into repulsion[/act] I would rather 'give in' to gender-bender here.
Salamander: ":( Hey! . . . Well actually . . . I wouldn't mind so much. Shall we go book a room some place??
Elf: 8-| What? NO! I wasn't being serious! 8-|
Ariel: AHA! So you do want me then? Oh you tease you.
Elf: NO! That's not what I mean either. Can we just stop this already. I don't want to be with either of you. Rushton is the only one for me . . . as soon as he gets his head in the right place anyway . . . Hey, where did he go?
All: [act]swing about to look at Rushton who is back on the bar again[/act] 8-|
Rushton: [act]swinging shirt above head[/act] I fweel pwetty, oh so pweeetty. I feeel peetty and witty and bright! Yand I pity anny girl who issn't me woonight.
Ariel: Oh yes, look at that great hunk of manlyness [act]snort[/act] Who wouldn't choose him over us. xD
Elf: :|
XD My mum is looking at me funny. I'd explain it to her, but she wouldn't understand.
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Elf: ":( *stomps over to the bar, seizes Rushton's hand and draggs him outside.*
Rushton: Weeeeeee! :roll:
Ariel: *smirks*
Salamander: Well, looks like you've got this under control. I'll just be going now...
Elf: *grabs Salamander's robes and pulls him/her along, too* You're coming with me. You're going to help me figure out how to get my Rushton sober again... or I'll let hubby there show you his 'office'
Ariel: :O Really? You would do that? For me? You would let me torture my long time business partner? Wait... :| Why do you assume I'd want to do such a thing? Salamander is infinetly more useful alive and coherent and cooperative than he is as a torture victum.
Salamander: o_O Thank you... I think.
Elf: Oh, shut up both of you. My Rushie...ton |:| is sad.
Rushton: :roll:
Ariel and Salamander: He doesn't look very sad...
Elf: He's feeling it on the inside. I can tell. He's my Ravvek.
Ariel and Salamander: *mime throwing up*
Elf: ":( It's okay mylove. Don't listen to them.
Rushton: :roll: :D
Elf: :( :"( This is all your fault, Ariel.
Ariel: Actually, it's his... her... Salamander's fault. :-"
Elf: Salamander. A ma... wo... person YOU brought into our home! A person YOU introduced to Rushton. A person YOU ought to have kept an eye on.
Ariel: How can I keep an eye on him when I'm busy making sure you don't go off and cheet on me with that half-wit?
Elf: Rushton is not a half-wit!!!
Rushton: :roll:
Elf: :| Not when he's himself, anyway... and that's your fault too.
Ariel: You're my wife. I have a right to deal with the men who try to steal your attentions however I see fit XP
Elf: But we weren't married when you tortured Rushton!!!!!
Ariel: *shrugs* a minor detail.
Salamander: The two of you are driving me crazy with your bickering.
Ariel and Elf: *in unison* SEE what I have to put up with? *stare at eash other* 8-| Take that back. No, YOU take it back ":( ":( STOP IT!!!
Salamander: How long have you been married again? Forty years? Fifty?
Ariel and Elf: *still in unison* Are you saying I look old? *glare at each other some more* ~:|
Salamander: XD Ever thought of staring in your own reality show? The people in the Red Land have this thing called 'TV' and [strike]I[/strike]you could make good money appearing on it.
Ariel and Elf: Shut up. :|
Salamander: Just a thought...
Rushton: :roll: :roll:
14 years ago
Sun Jan 31 2010, 09:03pm
Elf: You! [act]points at Salamander[/act] You get him sober and you do it now.
Salamander: Fine, fine. I know a few good concoctions [act]strikes a pose[/act] TO THE KITCHEN [act]dashes off[/act]
Elf: Ugh what was that all about?
Ariel: [act]shrugs[/act] Slave Trader's, what can I say?
Sometime later:
Salamander: [act]dicing carrots at a furious rate[/act] . . . Oh I love to cook. I guess you could say it's a hobby. Its a great way to calm down after a long day of selling people.
Elf: o_O Go figure!
Ariel: See even Salamander can find the time to cook a good meal for everyone. What's your excuse hey? You don't even have a job. ":(
Rushton: [act]in the background glugging away at the cooking sherry[/act] :roll:
Elf: Job? Of course I have a job. FULL DARN TIME TOO! You have no idea how much work goes into preventing you from destroying the world. I never even sleep it seems!
Ariel: Oh c'mon even I sleep.
Elf: Yeah, but you don't have to worry about what you're doing at the time.
Ariel: Hmm, ture enough, but you could always just . . . you know . . . sleep with me. You wouldn't have to worry then. [act]suggestive eyebrow waggle[/act]
Elf: :| Yeah fine . . . I'd actually love to watch you sleep too you know --
Ariel: :D
Elf: -- so I could shave those lud damned eyebrows off.
Ariel: ":( You're just just jealous 'cause I don't have a monobrow.
Rushton: [act]passes out in the middle of the kitchen floor with a loud thump[/act]
Elf: I DO NOT HAVE A MONOBROW!
Ariel: [act]pets Elf's arm[/act] Yes dear, you just keep telling yourself that.
Elf: ":( [act]checks browline by looking into a back of a spoon[/act] Hmph.
Ariel: Don't worry, I'm gorgeous enough for the both of us.
Elf: :| Ugh, you are so infuriating. [act]chucks spoon at Ariel and then spots Rushton[/act]
Rushton: [act]SNORE![/act]
Elf: Hurry up with this concotion of your's would you! Or we are going to have to make it a hangover one!
Salamander: [act]busy slicing beans[/act] Huh? Oh right, sobering the pig lover up. [act]pushes aside the four course meal he/she was preparing[/act] Can you go grab me some sea salt out of the pantry Ariel?
Ariel: Me? ":( Hmph, fine. [act]shambles off to grab salt, also pulls out a little bottle with a skull and crossbones on it[/act] |:| Here we are then. [act]hands Salamander the bottle with a meaningful look[/act]
Salamander: 8-| Huh what? . . . Oh okay [act]winks[/act]
Elf: o_O Hey? What are you two up too?
Ariel: Nothing, what give you that impression?
Salamander: [act]whistles inconspiciously[/act]
Elf: Well that for starters! [act]snatches bottle away[/act] 8-| Hey! You're trying to poison Rushton now aren't you?
Salamander: What? No, you just told me to sober him up so that's what I'm going to do!
Elf: With a bottle of liquid marked with a skull and crossbones huh?
Ariel and Salamander: [act]exchange uneasy glances[/act]
Ariel: That's just pirate juice! Key ingredient that is!
Salamander: Yes . . . pirate . . . juice? 8-|
Elf: o_O
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Salamander: [act]opens bottle[/act]
bottle: ARRRR ME HEARTIES!!
Elf: o_O
Ariel: [act]looks shifty[/act] see? its just some pirate juice.... |:|
Elf: you're using the sneaky ninja eyes.. i don't believe you... open the bottle again [act]watches with hawk eyes[/act]
salamander: [act]opens bottle again[/act]
bottle: ARRRR ME HEA-!
Elf: UH HUH! [act]points at Ariel, who is caught mid-way through 'me hearty!'-ing[/act] you really thought you could doup me that easilly?! fools! [act]grabs Rushie and starts draging him out of the kitchen[/act] i'm going to bed...
Ariel: What?! with that.. that thing?! you're planning on cheating on me, aren't you!? ":(
Elf: ;) don't frown, you'll give yourself wrinkles [act]leaves[/act]
Ariel: WHAT?! [act]grabs the spoon that Elf had thrown at him earlier and looks at his forehead from all angles[/act] 8-| wrinkles?! where?! WHERE?!?!?! 8-| [act]panics[/act]
Salamander: I could make you some cream for that! :)
Ariel: I DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES! [act]tosses spoon at Salamander and stomps out[/act]
Salamander: [act]shrugs and starts cooking a meringue pie[/act]
Ariel: [sub][sub][sub]Stupid people suggesting that I, the [strike]prettiest[/strike] most [strike]beautiful[/strike] handsom person in the world could have wrinkles...[/sub][/sub][/sub] [act]stalks down the hall[/act]
elspeth: [act]appears at her door[/act] You know, getting angry is why you have so many. It would actually explain why your face is covered in wrinkles... cuz your always angry :D
Ariel: WHAT!! i have NOT got WRINKLES!!!!! ":( ":(
Rushton: [act]snores loudly[/act]
Snore: [act]sounds like a snort[/act]
Ariel: DON"T YOU SNORT AT ME YOU INSOLENT FOOL!!!
Elf: [act]smirks[/act] It's ok Ariel. Apparently it only gets worse as you get older, so that means you are at the hight of your beauty now...
Ariel: 8-| [act]thinks: finally! she admitted i was beautiful![/act] :D
Elspeth: ... even with all those wrinkles
Ariel: ":(
Salamander: *sings to herself* I want a hippopotomus for my brithday.... only a hippopotomus will do...
Ariel: *storms back into the kitchen* That woman! Can you believe her arrogance?
Salamander: :D Does this mean you've changed your mind about selling her?
Ariel: ":( NO!!
Salamander: :(
Elf: *also storms in; doesn't see Ariel* That boy! Can you believe his arrogance?
Salamander: *snorts* hehe, maybe you two are right for each other!
Elf: What? *turns to see Ariel* ":(
Ariel and Elf: We are not!
Elf: What have I said about saying the things that I say as I say them? ":(
Ariel: Don't look at me! You're the one who can read minds; how am I supposed to know what you're about to say?
Elf: That is.. that's just... WHY WOULD I WANT TO READ YOUR MIND???
Salamander: Shh! No need to yell --- you'll wake the baby!
Elf and Ariel: What baby? 8-|
Salamder: *point upstairs* the one I took to... I mean, the one that got drunk without any influence from me |:|
Ariel: Oh, who cares about him ::)
Elf: ":( I DO!!!!
Ariel: Then why are you the one who's yelling? :P
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elf: don't you stick your tounge out at me! ":(
Ariel: ;P
Salamander: naaaaaws~! :-" you're both so adorable! [act]brings them both together in a big bear hug[/act] [act]huggles them both[/act]
elf and Ariel: [act]are both smooshed together[/act]
elf: 8-| :-X
ariel: ;D 8)
salamander: [act]is oblivious[/act] :D
rushton:[act] [strike]snorts[/strike] snores again[/act]
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth: [act]disentangles herself from the two 'men' and stomps off upstairs to look for Rushton[/act]
Salamander: [act]pouts[/act] Party pooper.
Ariel: I know, sometimes I don't even know why I bother.
Salamander: You know what would cheer you up?
Ariel: What?
Salamander: Telling me the secret ingredient in your cookie recipe |:|
14 years ago
Fri Feb 05 2010, 03:54pm
Ariel: :|
Salamander: Oh come on, we're business partner's.
Ariel: Oh fine then. [act]glances about nervously before whispering into Salamander's ear[/act]
Salamander: :O
Sionainn: [act]from somehwere[/act] CAN YOU SPEAK UP??
Ariel: 8-| Did you hear something?
Salamander: Don't know.
Ariel: Oh well [act]shrugs[/act]
Meanwhile~
Elf: Oh Rushton, if only I could tell you everything. :( Maybe then you would understand, and not hate me so.
Rushton: [act]snores loudly[/act]
Elf: :| Oh what the hell? You're so dead to the world it wont matter anyway. I'm the seeker, I have to save the world. I can't tell anybody . . . Oh it's so hard Rushie [act]sobs a little[/act] I have to find these machines you see . . .
Rushton: [act]grunts in sleep[/act]
Elf: Yes, but not just any old machine. Weaponmachines. Ones powerful enough to destroy the entire world forever. Ariel is after them too, I'm not really sure why . . . I guess he must think the world would probably be pretty good with just him in it or something.
Ariel: [act]from downstairs[/act] DAMN STRAIGHT!
Rushton: [act]snort[/act]
Elf: :| . . . Anyway . . . [act]starts whispering[/act]
Ariel: CAN YOU SPEAK UP?? THIS SOUNDS IMPORTANT!
Elf: SHUT UP & STOP LISTENING TO MY PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS!!
Ariel: FINE! [act]incomprehensible muttering[/act]
Salamander: [act]adds some more incomprehensible mutterings[/act]
Ariel: Oh but -- [act]mutter[/act]
Elf: ":( [act]strains to hear[/act]
Ariel: STOP LISTENING TO OUR PRIVATE CONVERSATION --
Salamander: [act]mutter: but it's not private[/act] 8-|
Ariel: -- I CAN HEAR YOUR EARS STRAINING AND --
Salamander: ":( [act]mutter[/act]
Ariel: -- UGh, fine okay . . . SALAMANDER WANTS YOU TO COME DOWN AND TRY THIS PIE HE JUST MADE :|
Elf: o_O . . . :D Okay then. [act]dashes off[/act]
Rushton: [act]peeps an eye open[/act] |:|
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Sun Jan 22 2012, 11:10pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Rushton: [act]finding himself alone, sits up and presses a button on the strange before time device Garth gave him[/act] [act]whispers[/act] Hello? Hello? Do you read me?
Garth: Reading you loud and clear.
Rushton: But I was whispering! o_O
Garth: It's an expression.
Rushton: [act]stares blankly[/act]
Garth: Never mind ~:| How goes the mission?
Rushton: All is well, Ariel & Salamander completely believe that I'm incapacitated. Stage one of mission "Rescue Elspeth" is complete. I still don't know why I need to make Elspeth think I'm drunk though.
Dameon: Clearly it's so that she doesn't give the plan away.
Garth: Dameon? How did you get in on this conversation?
Dameon: I believe it's known as three-way calling. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another call to make. |:|
Garth: Ah...Bye? Rushton; continue on with stage two....
Meanwhile was far too busy to appear in this post so; Elsewhere...
Nrrr: Salamander was sitting in the kitchen with Ariel when a strange before time device starting blaring out Gabriella Cilmi's "Woman on a Mission"
Ariel: What on earth is making that racquet?
Salamander: [act]fishes said device out from 'his' pocket[/act] Hello?
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If Solen can pretend to be a dithering drunk, why not Rushton?
[act]cowers and awaits the wrath of min[/act]
Edit: I can't actually remember why I was awaiting the wrath of min, but it never arrived. [strike]Stupid Australia Post.[/strike] In any case, if anyone is reading this and can tell me why, I would be much obliged. I hate forgetting things :nods:
14 years ago
Sat Feb 06 2010, 05:04pm
Person on the phone: *silence*
Salamander: o_O Hello??
Person on the phone: *silence continues*
Salamander: ":( HELLO!!?
Person on the phone: *silence*
Salamander: GAH! BLASTED KIDS THESE DAYS! ALWAYS PLAYING PRANKS! ":(
Person on the phone: *in a robotic female voice* Congratulations! You are the 1000th caller to the Sadorian Underground Springs Resort. You have won a free 3 night getaway trip for two to the luxurious underground resort. No hidden costs involved! At the end you will receive the most pleasant surprise of your life! A further trip to the mysterious Land of the Red Queen. You and your lucky partner will then be ceremoniously handed over to authentic folk of the Red Queensland, and get a free one way trip to the mysterious Entina Pit! :D Come on down to the Sutrium Docks and we will pick you up for the trip of a lifetime!
Salamander: o_O ":( WHAT THE? WHY AM I GETTING MY OWN SLAVERY ADVERTISING CALLS? THE STUPID CALL CENTRE PEOPLE STUFFED UP AGAIN!! I have to make an URGENT Business trip, to rectify this situation!
Ariel: |:| Yes... I wonder why YOU of all people recieved that call. How ridiculous!! |:|
Salamander: Well, if you don't mind, I'll just take Elrond here for a trip with me to the Sutrium Docks... :) *looks innocent, takes Elf's hand*
Ariel: ":( FOR THE LAST TIME! My wife stays with ME!!
Salamander: Are you sure you don't want to take up that offer of a free trip for 2? I'm sure your wife and you would enjoy it. |;)
Elf: 8-| ":( LET Go of me you Scumbag! I NEVER will be your slave!
Salamander: Oh we'll see about that. *smugly*
Ariel: [act]fumes[/act] *starts venting steam from his ears*
Salamander: Well, toodles! Shall see you around! *quickly exits the house*