Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Agyllians phone: [act]Thump crash! Mmmmphhh...Muhahaha Beep beep beep[/act]
Smuppet: Well he could of at least said goodbye.
15 years ago
Mon Aug 04 2008, 01:10am
Availle: Say Goodbye?? This is Lord Agyllian we're talking about!
Smuppet: Yes well he's actually quite the civilised supervillain... can't help but feel sorry for him *hums captain planet*
Nef: Smuppet you felt sorry for the piece of brocolli you ate last night!!
Smuppet: Haha come to think of it I did XP
Mono: Anyway we have our confirmation....onwards to the shiny yet slightly darkish chest of nothingness!!
Everyone: *heads off in completely different directions*
*turns back around* *looks at Raven*
Everyone says in perfect unison: Where exactly is the shiny yet slightly darkish chest of nothingness?
Raven: Ummm well I hate to point it out but I never said I new where it was...
Hannai: Wanders in to Agyllians stronghold dressed in a pink taffeta gown and high heels*
HOW the ****** did I end up wearing this?
*Waves hand at herself, clothing changes into trousers, shirt dark jacket and sturdy boots*
Much better.
Agyllian: Ha! Are the queens so foolish as to send you here into the very heart of my lands to spy?
Hannai: I serve no queens I am Hannai Knight Errant of the order of Darke.
Agyllian: Thats nice. *reads the notes written on his other arm*
But if you were not sent by the queens what business have you here?
Hannai: The Rule of Darke compels it. In an age past the Rule was writ by one who could not save their own world from destruction. Though many perished the rule was handed on down through the generations and gave birth to the Order of Darke.
Agyllian: That dosn't answer my question.
Hannai: The rule bids its followers to protect the land, respect the wild and succor those in need of help. As such I have come.
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Agyllian: Sweet! you, CP and I will exact vengeance on those polluting my lands. You do do vengeance don't you?
Hannai:With the ebb and flow along the pasage of time my abilities have been used to forcefully bring to a halt those that commit crimes againt the statutes that I uphold.
Agyllian: Uh, I think we are both on the same page here. By the way, you can take the room down the corridor, it has a built in ensuite. Breakfast is at seven, tea is at seven. And just ignore Fen over there - shes a bit rough around the edges but I'm trying to reform her.
Hannai: My thanks. I do beliveve we are on the same page as you say. As for that creature *nods toward Fen* it has been my experience that hard work in the service of good does much to reform ones character.
Agyllian: Yes, um what do you mean exactly?
Hannai: set her to a task that benefits the wider community-cleaning an oil spill perhaps, or fishing rubbish from the river.
By the way, is there some kind of charm on your door that causes.. uhh changes to ones apparel? Or other security measures i should eb aware of?
[act]Meanwhile.... back in the Land of Shining Darkness[/act]
The Swedish Cat: I've just had a premonition!
Alice: Agyllian has a new Ally! It's Hannai! Raven's polar opposite!!
The Swedish Cat: :|
Smuppet: So... where we goin'?
The Swedish Cat: Darkness.... Darkness... Shiny stuff.... Well.... there's always the wall....
Raven: Oh yeah.... But how could I put it in the Wall of Shining Darkness?
The Swedish Cat: Methinks the Wall IS the elemental embodiment! And that chest holds the mystical agreement.... Oh damn.
Mono: What?
Smuppet: Agyllian's minions ar at the wall, ready for him to send a spectre or even himself!
Sezza: Maybe we should ready ourselves for a confrontation with Agyllian's most puissant force....
MM: you know has anyone thought to just have a meeting with aggy? it might all be a misunderstanding....
TSC: not now MM we must assemble the forces and head to the wall...
The Swedish Cat: I mean... Agyllian is trying to tke away our kingdoms... and we're in the wrong. So we have to fight back!
MisfitMind: We're in the wrong?
The Swedish Cat: Before the Lands were divided, the quicksilver sea was The Silver Ocean and the Oxide Ocean was the Bountiful Ocean.
Nef: Forces? wait - do you mean there's going to be more fighting? More GLITTER in the atmosphere? MOre rust and shiny stuff? Cos if that's so - I'm out! I cannot engage in actions that will be detrimental to the good of my country - and all this fighting is turning the tea sour! It will take YEARS for a the tea plants to neutralise all the toxins - do you know what that means? YEARS of BAD TEA!!!
smuppet: but you've fought with us so far!
Nef: Yes - but how much glitter and stuff has been thrown around? next to none. But I cannot endorse any battle - especially without trying diplomatic routes first.
MM: so you want to talk to Aggy too?
Nef: Yes - but i'm not sure how much use it will be - i mean he's been a big fathead by joining up with Fen. ever since we were about 5 years old, she's been bent on world domination - it's all that coffee - the overstimulation at a young age unbalanced her developing mind...
The Swedish Cat: I don't mind negotiations.
Nef: how about we have a break for tea first - i've just had this new book delivered and i want to read it quite badly - i'm not sure what it's about, but it's called 'breaking dawn' or some such thing - perhaps it's about the environment - you know - all this pollution may be making the world heavier and slowing down its rotation - i'd better read it and find out....
The Swedish Cat: Oh, have you got it? Never Mind.
Raven: Where can we set up negotiations?
Sezza: Well, lets go through the candidates.... There's the Land of Facets, that's neutral.
MisfitMind: Wake up Sezza, Agyllian's in control of that.
Sezza: Well, the Tea-ritor-?
Nef: Nope, not having Fen there.
The Swedish Cat: Well, there's always my Anti-Magic Mirror Room... That's Forcibly neutral. hehe.
Avialle: Let's send a white flag over, then.
Nef: just a question - how did this war actually start? when i came in, aggy was unlawfully detaining monarchs and trying to extort glitter for their return, but i'm not quite up on how it came to that - you see the tea crop was-
MM: OK we get the picture
Nef: well?
The Swedish Cat: I believe we received a report that Dullen forces had taken the Castle of Facets, and Agyllian later took responsibility for the destruction. We lost several Facetious Kittens and Rusty Clowns in the battle... and several high-ranking citizens were murdered...
Avialle: And I was kidnapped!!!! Aggy put me, a queen, in a dungeon! It's an outrage! Although he did serve good tea... And the food was exquisite! And the view was quite nice, too. I wouldn't mind going back for a weekend, actually...
Everyone: o_O
Avialle: ... I mean, he had comfy chairs, and... um... never mind. *to self* I'll have to find out where he buys his furniture...
*louder* But for now, I think we should do whatever it takes to protect our lands. Even if that means forming a truce.
The Swedish Cat: The most important things are our denizens.
Sezza: So.... someone send the message, we're going to that Mirror place.
[act]in "that Mirror place" two days later.....[/act]
Agyllian: well well well..here we are
MM: yes? so lets try and discuss our little problem shall we??
Nef: can we have some tea first?
Fen: *cackles* i only brought coffee
Sez: but I Don't like coffee or Tea.... I only like Sparkley Stuff *Pouts*
MM: Here you go have some Sparkley Stuff *hands Sez Sparkley Stuff*
Sez: Ohhh YAY :D *Chuggs Drink then Bounces around the Room*
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Agyllian: Fen! I didn't invite you. Please go back to the castle and finish cleaning those penguins covered in tar.
Fen: Ohh I wanted to annoy my sister and maybe a little world domination
Nef: [act]is reading a book - doesn't notice Fen holding rabbit ears over her head[/act]
Agyllian: Fen that is enough. I am letting you stay but only on the condition you sit on the other side of the room and you keep your hands, feet, and magic to yourself. understood?
Fen: [act]sheepishly[/act] ok
Hannai: We should start proceedings as there is much to do.
Agyllian: TSC, in a show of good faith (and the fact this is your room and anything could happen) I'll let you start.
15 years ago
Mon Aug 04 2008, 10:40pm
TSC: *in a formal tone, unlike his own* We are convened here today, in my Anti Magic Mirror room, in an attempt to cease and desist from the terrible misapprehensions that have plagued our nations. War is an act that, although sometimes spurring the advancement of great technologies and unbelievable medical breakthroughs, inevitably compounds into a deadweight loss to society. Morals and morales flounder. Acts unmentionably inhumane occur. And in the end, our denizens suffer. It is our responsibility, as the leaders of our constituent nation-states, that we act in the best interests of our peoples. Agyllian has sought to disrupt the harmonious nature our lands previously co-operated in. We are convened here today to come to a truce. Agyllian: If you could state your case please?
Agyllian: *clears throat* I have proceeded upon this path because it was forced upon me. My fellow tree-hugging, whale-riding, anti-ice-melting Spy-n-trysts have conducted several research studies on the levels of Sparkles, Glitter and Rust in the atmosphere, and they have found unprecedented levels of Shine n Rust in the stratosphere, as well as in the soil compounds. They also found an increased level of Brilliance, with our children getting smarter. We are concerned about this.
Mono: You're concerned about your children's increased intelligence? o_O Wouldn't that be beneficial to your Spy-n-trysts?
Agyllian: 8-| *momentarily stumped* Erm. Yes? Wait that wasn't supposed to be a question. Yes. We do not want smarter children.
All: 8-|
Agyllian: Anyway, continuing on...these levels are unacceptable. They are leading to things like holes in the ozone layer :O Forest depletion :O extinction of animals :O and something that we thought was mythological, just like that great myth Al Gore: Global Warming!
Sezza: Isn't that caused by cows and sheep gassing? o_O
Agyllian: Er... ~:| Gee! I didn't expect this to be an interrogation session. Cows and Sheep are cute cuddly things. Their emissions actually reduce pollutants in the atmosphere and create oxygen :D
Availle: :| Look. I'm the Rusty Queen. I know all about oxygen. Half of my kingdom's existance derives from it. And let me tell you; oxygen is NOT what comes out of those animal's butts! Trust me; we've experimented. |:|
Agyllian: :O You serious? No way! next you'll be telling me Captain Planet's a myth! And he's right there! *points to an empty space* Huh? What? *looks around* I swear he was just there a minute ago.
MM: Okay, so far, everything you've accused us of creating has been discounted. Any other reasons why you're so keen to be at loggerheads with us and our beautiful Shiney Rust?
Agyllian: 8-|
The Swedish Cat: And I'd also like to point out that the Mystical power of Glitter is the thing keeping the sea surrounding the island frozen. Glitter's contributing to decrease rising sea levels.
Agyllian: Hmm. I may have to evaluate....
[act]Five minutes later[/act]
[act]The Swedish Cat looks smug[/act]
[act]Agyllian is thinking[/act]
[act]Everybody else is 8-| :O [/act]
Agyllian: Well that seems fair, I give up the Elementals of Fire and Water, and stop harrassing the Element of the Winds. I also give up Fen to be contained forever in that magical mirrored teapot.
The Swedish Cat: Yes! :nod:
Agyllian: But what do you give u-?
The Swedish Cat: You do not want to finish that question.
Agyllian: No, I don't....
Fen: You can't do this to me!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nef: Muahahahahaah! I will finally contain you forever!
Arien: *stumbles in* OH, WON'T SOMEONE HELP A FAIR MAIDEN IN PERIL?!
Nef: ...excuse me, but you're interrupting my speech of doom.
Arien: Terribly sorry. I'll call in again later then shall I? *leaves calling card, a.k.a. a banana peel with something scribbled on it*
You have been visited by...
~The Maiden Arien of Inconvenient Timing~
Cheerfully interrupting your affairs since '89
MM: interesting! another adventure!!! so i officailally call off the war of well..the war of our lands. Lets see hwat this Arien wants huh? *goes off to get changed out of armour*
Nef: [act]looks up from her now finished book [/act]Fen, don't be difficult, just admit world domination is not your strong point.
Fen: what do you expect me to become a godd tea drinking drone?
Nef: When have you ever drank - hey wait! - You never HAVE drunk tea, have you?
Fen: have you ever drunk coffee??
Nef: You used to pour it down my throat when we were growing up? Remember? you called it 'mudsliding' - it was AWFUL!
Fen: Oh yeah ...good times.
Nef: so you've never had tea
Fen: of course not
Nef: starts brewing - this lot will be a while getting ready to go save Arien - all that glitter and shine and stuff - you'll just have to try some tea while you are waiting
Fen: Never!
Nef: you have a choice - tea, or i read some of spencer's faerie queen to you
Fen: anything but spencer - give me the damn tea
[act]a few minutes later Fen looks a little dazed[/act]
Fen: errr ... can i have some more?
[act]Nef beams smugly[/act]
The Swedish Cat: What do you want to do with Fen, Nef? There's a cell here that can hold even more powerfully than that teapot. You could put her away forever
Nef: I couldn't do that, I'm the good twin.
The Swedish Cat: It didn't stop Helena from putting Aneleh away....
MisfitMind [act]is clothed in a glittering sand coloured gown, fit for a queen[/act] : Hurry up! I want to find out what this Arien chick wants! It could mean another epic adventure....