because its too hard to spell pretentious all the time.
Why has no one made me dinner?
Because the Llamas said the ground was inverted.
Why am I procrastinating again?
7 years ago
Because you think you're Peter Pan.
Why have I been colouring in?
Because the window looked lonely.
Where does spring buy all the flowers from?
From the Spring Fairy
why is wearing glasses so uncomfortable?
Because they're made of glass, which is sharpã€‚
Why are the beans in beanbags called beans?
because if you plant them you'll grow a plastic tree.
What should I do to feel more rested?
Hug a tree :)
How can I cope with stress?
Try not to care so much.
Where are the birds?
Hiding in the flowerpots?
Why is this site so awesome?! (I've been away a while, so I'm feeling sappy!)
Because we mugged the tooth-fairy.
How do dogs bark?
They don't, cats do :)
How do you make a cake?
gather flour, eggs, milk, etc. Mix them in a hat, and throw it out the window.
Who do you give the cake to?
The witch that lives next door.
Why is there a witch next door??
because your house was full.
Where are my keys?
In your hands :)
Why can't I get any pets?
because the cuteness would overwhelm you and you would be unable to function as a productive human. you'd just be a slave to the adorable little fluffy munchkins.
Where is somewhere you've always wanted to visit?
I've heard Sador is nice ;) I'd love to go there!!
What is the exact function of a rubber duck?
To keep you safe from the bath tub monsters :)
How come owls are nocturnal animals?
Pigeons take up all of the parking spaces during the day.
Why is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
because you may explode with happiness... or creme brulee. (Oh my lord, creme brulee, though.)
Why am I so darn tired?
because the cranks next door were having a boxing match last night.
Why did the sun just disappear?
because the cat was afraid of triangles.
Why aren't I famous?
Because your evil twin took all the glory.
Who is the man in the moon?
It isn't a man, its big foot :)
Why is being alone so scary?