I don't know Dark One... I think >you< were too quick :þ
I still don't understand the language one, can someone explain it??
Quote:Hang on...
the frog is DEAD at the centre of the lily-pad. So it can't jump anywhere.
Cos it's dead.
KSL[/quote]
Well done for spotting that one!
Quote:I still don't understand the language one, can someone explain it??[/quote]
ok, here goes...
"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."
The bit in italics is mis-information, design to confuse. There are only three words in The English Language The third word of "The English Language" is 'Language', which people do use everyday.
Does that help?
Quote:I don't know Dark One... I think >you< were too quick :þ[/quote]
Lol! I was too quick? [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
Ok, try this one:
"Although I'm not an insect, some people found me very difficult to exterminate. They called me something like 'insane priest.' The first half of my name means the same as 'scrape,' & my last three letters are a metal. Who am I?"
Very good! Hmm... I'll have to find you some hard ones....
This one should be easy for you:
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper.
Ok, this one's pretty easy...
What is it that by losing an eye has nothing left but a nose?
Mr Potatohead?
j/k [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif" alt=":D" border="0"/>
lol! [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Lol!
Ok, here's another easy one:
A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
The rope isn't tied to anything at the other end
KSL
You're all getting these far too quickly! I'll have to think of some more over the weekend
I have to confess that my mother got that one!
KSL
Arien.... the answer to yours is noise.
yep, that's right Clare [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
What is it that a poor man has,a rich man needs and the dead eat??
nothing!
i think we had a similar one to that before [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
Ok, here's an easy one:
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?
i've got one that is sorta more just a joke...
but here it is..
your in a room with no doors and no windows. the only furnature you have is a table. how do you get out?
...does this room have walls? [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/>
I was gonna say the same thing!
Has no-one got mine riddle then? Or shall i just post the answer?
Through the doorway? No doors or windows, but are there holes/ spaces where they used to/ should be? [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/cool.gif" alt="8-)" border="0"/>:o
Quote:Ok, here's an easy one:
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?[/quote]
last names?