Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
while looking for the weapon machines elf meets up with ariel.. they both stumble upon somthing called 'icecream'... and thus the world is saved...
14 years ago
Wed Dec 02 2009, 02:14am
elspeth ataches helium balloons and flies Obernewtyn to the weaponmachines. along the way she meets Darga, a dog with a human voice, a giant bird and an evil guy flying a huge flying machine that is run by doggies.. SQUIRREL
Ariel and Elf arrive at the site of the weaponmachines and find a collection of stasis pods. Inside each is an extreamely tall, thin woman. Despite Elf's efforts to stop him, Ariel wakes the women up, and the world crumbles under the threat of the revival of America's Next Top Model.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
it turns out the the 'weaponmachines' are really just iPods on the blink... i mean, imagine the panic of the teens- the destruction of their worlds... the horror.. oh the horror...
Ariel makes his own brand of perfume and advertises it via billboards. Elf falls for the perfume and the modelesque pictures of Ariel posing....
14 years ago
Sat Dec 12 2009, 01:29pm
The Great White was really just a giat snowball hitting the planet giving it frost bite, the so called 'mutants' were simply pink, blue and black from the cold and the bright moving colours startled the farmers.
The weaponmachines are no more than slushie and snow cone machines the latter of which scared people because of all the bright coloured syrup.
Whitestick are really cold frozen cotton balls. They burn/freeze your skin when you tuch them. This also freezes the blood, and the frozen blood mosquitos use for ice cubes and snow cones.
[act]Me: And as we all know what do mosquitos carry?
All: Diseases![/act]
It is the diseases that kill people. THE ROTTING SICKNESS IS INNOCENT!!!
[act]throws away caps lock button[/act]
Maruman is really Rushies grandmother. She was getting old and her 'old' smell was making her sick so she decided to transfer her mind into a younger body (the girl Elspeth saw playing with young Maruman) ... but before she could do it Maruman distracted her so her mind was merged with him instead.
And now ....
[act]searches for caps lock button[/act]
... she controls his mind FROM THE INSIDE.
Oh ... and the three Agyllians that found Elf in the cave made a mistake. Turns out she's not the seeker after all ... all those signs for nothing. X:-/
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
lol nice tonks ;P
obernewtyn, it turns out, is really not on earth, its on another planet where the people can have special Talents, and the nontalented people are really the mutants! 8-|
^ The non-talented people are really aliens from earth and they caused the great white when they invaded and altered everyone's memories to think that talented people were mutants and the non talented people had been there the whole time...
^ the talented people are really the X-men in disguise :nod:
Elspeth enters a cyrogenic chamber and gets frozen for 100 years, only to be woken up by a kiss.... wait that's sleeping beauty :P oh well.
wait, according to my previous post, the talented and un-talented people are all mutants. heh.
Iron man: *feels left out* :"(
Ariel gets put into a cryogenic chamber for 99 years. elspeth goes blind. and the destroyer pig saves the day
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
the destroyer pig was the[strike] person[/strike] pig that pushed ariel and elf into the cryogenic chambers in the first place ;P
The destroyer pig gets made into a nice bacon sandwich, which Sioniann proceeds to eat. Mmm yum yum.
Sionainn then becomes possessed by the Destroyer Pig and procedes to carry out his original plan of destroying the world :P
Sionainn gets an insane urge to roll in mud and pine after Rushton.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
rushton is somehow drawn to the pig-like sionainn and leaves Elf for her...
elf, upon hearing this, elopes with Ariel, thus creating the Mr and Mrs Smith thread....
needless to say, Sionainn is kicking herself ;D
Elf doesn 't get to the weaponmachines on time and Ariel has already started them on their countdown. The timer reaches 0, there is a pause, and then hundreds of red feathers fly up into the air and a giant note rolls down that says "gottcha!"
Elf realises that she has just lost the game.
I just lost the game
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
X:-/damn it! i lost the game! thanks Ravyn :|
the oberchrons end up turning out like Romeo and Juliet, only with Rushton as Juliet and Elf as Romeo... and the Destroyer Pig as Paris XP
14 years ago
Wed Dec 30 2009, 06:30pm
Swallow wears heaps of spray tan, to make him fit in with the Twentyfamilies Gypsies.
Elaria is the name on Elspeth's real birth certificate
INES has legs, so can walk around.
Louis is Lukas Seraphim in disguise.
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Thu Jan 07 2010, 03:58pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
[strike][sub][act]thinks mono meant lukas[/act] [act]shudders at age gap[/act]
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Louis Larkin plots [strike]Rushton's[/strike] Louis Seraphim's downfall as revenge for stealing his name :P[/strike]
Mono edits post, turning this one to giberish XP
The Destroyer, whoever s/he is, is hit by a stray arrow during a skirmish and dies. this means that Elspeth is now able to ignore the whole Seeker-weaponmachines thing and focus on real life. She is also very anoyed that she spent so much time racing around to find clues that are better left hidden.
The destroyer DOES turn out the be the pigglet. Unfortunately, Ariel took it with him when he fled Obernewtyn and gave it to the Druid as a 'Please take me into your camp and save my life' bribe. The Druid & Co were really fond of ham...
14 years ago
Thu Jan 07 2010, 03:22pm
There is no destroyer ... or weponmachines ... or quests. The great white never happened and Obernewtyn is really a mental institution for the mentaly unstable like Elf ... the kid just has a vivid imagination. In the Sending Elf realises all this making a break through howeverthe book ends with the begining of Obernewtyn as Elf sinks back into her mentaly unstable condition ...
Now of course that wouldn't happen because that would be called plagiarism ... now you all know about plagiarism [act]continues to give a ten hour lecture on plagiarism[/act]
Elf succedes. The beasts are freed, Ariel is defeated ( :"( ) and the earth is all set to live a long and happy life...
And then a giant yellow spaceship pops into the sky and announces that the planet has to be destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and if the people living there have a problem with that, they should have gone to Alpha Centauri to file a complaint months ago. It's only a few light years away, afterall. The only human survivor is Rushton, who spends the rest of the book desperately trying to get a cup of tea. Also, Matthew, who turns out not to be human at all, but rather an alien hitchhicker from... I should stop now :nod: I miss my Hitchhiker's Guide :(
( |:| Speaking of plagarism :P )