Swallow, Elf, Matthew, and Dragon are called on to free the LotRQ, but they must first seek the help of a mysterious Lion. Matthew is misled into believing that the only way to save the LotRQ is by co-operating with the woman who's usurped Dragon's throne: the Fire Queen (not Hel, a different, lesser fire queen), who has a magical staff that can turn people to stone. Despite Matthew's apparent betrayal, they rescue him from her evil clutches, but the Lion then has to sarifice himself to save Matthew's life. Fortunately, the Lion has a really good health care plan and comes back from the dead, and Elf and Dragon help him turn all the stone people back into people and yadda yeadda yadda, they save the day. In the end, not only is Dragon crowned, but so are Swallow, Elf, and Matthew. They reign in peace for many years.
Swallow is actually head of a company called Gypsy Incorporated.
Hundreds of years ago the other directors were ousted in a hostile takeover and it became a family-owned business. The half-breed gypsies wanted more shareholder control and broke off to form a rival chain that unfortunately wasn't as successful. Before he met Elspeth, Swallow discovered an 80's business guide and got a passion for mergers, uniting the company again by the end of The Keeping Place. In the Sending, he'll provide Elspeth with the door code to a vault, wherein lies the doom of humanity. Elspeth will then discover that pundits in the 21st centuy were exaggerating about Twilight, finding a stockpile of Robert Pattinson merchandise.
Sorry to Twilight fans, I couldn't resist. =P
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
lol poking fun at Twilight is always fun :D :P
[act]shudders[/act] poor Elf.. she'd be so freaked out by the sheer amount of eyebrows present... :-|
to continue on with the Twilight theme...
the Epic Showdown of Epicness and Showdownness is finally taking place- Elf rushes into the Chamber of [strike]Secrets[/strike]Doom with the Destroyer hot on her tail... only to find cryogenic tanks.
Elf pauses for a moment, trying to take it all in...
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i have won- you stupid Seeker!" the Destroyer laughs maniacally and presses a button, instantly unfreezing the bodies of a thousand Twihard Tweenies and unleashing the destruction of the world.
"...oh poo..." was all Elspeth could mutter as she looked on in horror.
i'm in an anti-twilight mood now... thanks a bunch Mr :P
14 years ago
Thu Jul 08 2010, 01:02am
Hahaha, TAKE THAT TWILIGHT! ":(
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Malik makes a (very) surprise appearance at Obernewtyn in an attempt to gain control over the estate. Elspeth battles him in order to save her home, but accidently kills him. On his person, she finds the key to the weaponmachines.
The rest of the Land rejoice Malik's death, and the Agyllians set her along a [strike]yellow brick[/strike] black, dead road which leads to the weaponmachines. She is accompanied by [strike]Toto[/strike] Maruman, [strike]a lion[/strike] Darga, [strike]a scarecrow[/strike] Gahltha and [strike]the tinman[/strike] Swallow.
[strike]The Evil Witch[/strike] Ariel sends out his [strike]weird, flying monkey things[/strike] wolves to steal the [strike]red shoes[/strike] key to the weaponmachines, but fails.
Elspeth finds the [strike]Wizard of Oz[/strike] Weaponmachines, and it's not what [strike]Dorothy[/strike] Elf expected. It turns out that the Weaponmachine is similar to INES, and it tells Elspeth that to end her quest, she must return to it with the Destroyer's [strike]broomstick[/strike] stash of weaponmachines.
Blah blah blah, Elf fulfills her destiny and goes back to Obernewtyn and lives happily ever after. :)
I loved the book Inkheart! The movie was just as good!
Sorry, I think I just took everyone off of the topic!
I have a theory...but I don't know if it is anybody elses because I haven't read the rest of this thread...
ELSPETH'S DARK KILLING POWER IS MACHINE EMPATHY!
There, I said it.
Ariel and Salamander discover something in Beforetime ruins called "anime" and "manga" and love it so much that they stop trading slaves and trying to find the weaponmachines, and start trying to acquire more "anime" and "manga", and generally just become otaku( people who are obsessed with anime and manga).
Also the technoguilders discover Beforetime music and make a band.
The teknoguilders' band travels all over teh land, sador and the LotRQ. Soon everyone is singing Telephone by Lady Gaga in the streets. The renegade herders try to acomplish the same feat but fail miserably. Justin Bieber's song 'Baby' just wasn't meant to be sung by Herders.
All the beasts start singing Telephone too, in their own way, except for Marumann and Galath,a who muse about the good old days.
Ashlings' guildleader
13 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth's dark killing power actually belongs to Jes's ghost who just happens to be passively possessing her.
The Obernewtyn Castle/Building becomes possesed by Marissa Seraphims ghost and come alive. (like that movie 'Monster House')
13 years ago
Sun Aug 01 2010, 11:16am
*Elspeth goes on her quest, runs into a wolf takes it as a pet renames it fluffy buys a ginormous handbag to put it in, dyes he hair blonde and ditches the quest and rushton so she can spend more time with her "wittle fwuffy kins"
* Dell discovers a old time computor with internet and finds a dating site and tells everyone and everyone starts "hooking up" with each other including elspeth and ariel, rushton and jakoby and bruna and dameon!
*Kella and her owl both meet again and sort out their differences and begin dating and end up bonding a year later
They find out the real destroyer is actually Edward cullen. Elspeth realises she is powerless to defeat him and then Buffy comes along
13 years ago
Wed Aug 04 2010, 07:05pm
Dell finds a mysterious 'Police Box' and goes back in time to create her own computer brand.
Elspeth finds out, and it turns out she was the cause of all this 'weaponmachines nonsense' to begin with.
Ariel gets bored of being the villain and instead invests to create a musical and tours the Land with his troupe of singing [strike]mermaids[/strike] nulls.
Wanderer Guilden
13 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
IC finally agrees to let hollywood make the oberchrons into a movie, but only under one condition- they merge it with the Harry Potter books!
in the first movie elspeth is rescued from the orphanage by the large and friendly Enoch and whisked away to go to a tavern, where, after eating lunch, Enoch gets her a pet to take with her- Maruman. when she gets to Oberwarts she finds herself in a whirlwind of activities and life lessons. eventually she and her two best friends, Matthew and Dameon, discover an evil plot within Oberwarts where some of the 'teachers' are attempting to uncover the Philosopher's Weaponmachine. in the end Elspeth foils their plans and discovers the Philosopher's Weaponmachine herself, but must keep it a secret. Rushton becomes the new Headmaster and Elspeth is the new Seeker for Oberwarts and [strike]wizard[/strike]misfit-kind.
and in the 4th movie Elspeth is sent into the underwater city under Tor with the Task of trying to find another clue during the Tri-Coercer Tournament. when under water she runs into Ariel once more... in his mermaid form... he looks surprised to see her and screams like a little girl. Elspeth just looks at him. enough said.
(more shall be coming soon :P i call dibbs on making ober into HP!)
I like your idea, Hell. Until i read it, i didn't realise just how close they could actually be. ;P
The only way to destroy the weaponmachines is to sing "baby baby BABY OHHHHH' justin beiber style. elf doesn't knoe that song and so goes into the cryogenics lab and sees a horribly haired teenage boy who looks like [strike]s[/strike]he just might no the before mentioned song. Elf unfreezes his face and he sings the hideous computerkilling song. Elf shots the monster making the scary sound.
justin is dead.
the machines are gone.
Elf still has her face.
And Marley gots an Ice cream :-"
Elf destroys the Weapon machines and Rushton sweeps her of her feet, but then she realizes how attractive the destroyer pig really is and she dumps Rushton for the DP! ;P
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
13 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth goes to the moon to destroy the deathweaponmachines because space=blackdeathroad. And Maruman hates the whiteface.
The Agyllian named Astyanax met in The Farseekers turns out to be the son of Adromache and Hector of Troy. Therefore he's a lost Prince of Troy.
11 years ago
Thu Feb 07 2013, 01:42am
Elspeth gets lost in a desert and then gets knocked out by a robot . . . Wait a minute. That is what happened.
Should we have a go at The Red Queen now. I'm thinking that masked ball is actually going to just be a party filled with people dressed in gorilla suits.
Ashlings' guildleader
11 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Rasiel and Maruman adopt 25 socially awkward ducklings.
Darga's fleas are elected unanimously to the prime ministership and all cabinet and shadow-cabinet seats of the free-running barud.
Everything that's happened so far is just a dream that Elspeth has been having whilst she's been in one of those cryosleep pods.
Ashlings' guildleader
11 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth will teach Damien the cup song.