Because if it wasn't, there'd be no room for food.
Why doesn't my mango tree ever grow mangoes?
Because the tree grew.
Where did the fun go?
the monster ate it
why do I feel sick?
Because my goldfish is hungry.
Why does my cat sleep so much?
So that you need never sleep again.
Why is it so cold?
because my city stole all your heat! (36 tomorrow, and it's only the beginning of October!)
what time is it?
What makes the world go round?
The 'reply to thread' button.
Why can't I find a pairof normal, grey jeans?
Because I ate them.
When can I relax from not doing assessments?
In four weeks time.
Why is it so nice to have salad in summer?
Because pillows are squishy.
What should I feed a kitten?
Hopes and dreams.
Why do i have toes?
To keep your feet (or ankles) company
Why isn't the Red Queen out yet?
Because she's still in the closet.
Why are there so many bugs?
Because the moon ate all the mice
Why is my TV staring at me?
Because you might do a trick
Why can my life never be normal?
Because you're a duck/human hybrid.
Why do I have a maths test tomorrow?
Because the pineapple said so.
How come editing is so painful?
because the words stick pins in your eyes
why am I doing an exam on Saturday when I could defer it?
Because exams are the best thing in the world.
Why did my house get broken into?
Because your dog was asleep
why am i so tired?
Because you are sleeping.
Why is the world mad?
because the world is a figment of your imagination, and you are mad
Why is the world round(ish)?