Here are some of mine. Add your own!
* Continuing with the 'bird-theme' running through Elspeth's life, her next quest is to visit a mysterious, isolated settlement known as "Birdsville" [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
* Elspeth finally decides to take the plunge and bond with Rushton. However, when she asks him, it turns out he's just bonded himself to ... Dameon! [That ought to shut up all the 'shippers here [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/>]
* Matthew returns as captain of a pirate vessel. "See Elspeth, I told ye th' Beforetimes were great! Look, I've even got a parrot, an' an eye-patch, an' a real hook! Yo-ho-ho!"
* While visiting comatosed Dragon, Gahltha accidently drools on her. It seems she was just waiting for Matthew to kiss her awake, no coma at all, and mistakes Gahltha's drool for Matthew's lips. "Bad Gal-ta! Ruin everything!"
* Rushton, frustrated beyond belief at the mediocrity of his Talent, goes to visit Dr Phil. "Listen, uh, Rushton, or whatever your name is, you just gotta learn to love yourself. After that, everything else should fall into place. Sorta. The key is acceptance. Just accept that your greatest talent is keeping pigs and all will be well." [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/> [You can see that a re-reading of the books has made me quite ambivalent about Rushton!]
Hahaha!!! Good Old Snedding! And good work on the Rushton re-think [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/> not that I'm trying to start an arguement...just happy that people are thinking outside the conventional [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
* We never actually find out who the destroyer is, because Elspeth wakes up at the moment of truth, to find the whole OberChron was an elaborate dream
* Swallow won't come on to Elspeth. In fact, he was only interested in her to try get close to his true love - Rushton [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
* Maruman spends the entire book hunting down a mischevous new mouse character called Itchy.
I'm sure we'll have a LOT more of these! Good topic!!
* Elspeth dies of a Chocca overdose but not before the phoenix force clones her. Dark Elspeth then continues on to activate the weapon machines.
* Jitra is coerced by Elspeth, they elope but soon after, divorce leaving Elspeth to rule over half of Sutrium
* Dragon wakes, Matthew comes back, but its too late. Kella and her have founded an anti-men support group and Domick, Matthew, Kella and Dragon have it out on the Javo Springer Show.
Lol [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
*Elspeth and Rushton find out they're really twin brother and sister. Later, in an intense battle between Rushton and Henry Druid, Rushton gets his hand cut off and it's revealed that the Druid was really his father all along
*Rumor of the battlegames gets around, and the Sadorians sign a deal with channel 9 for a new survivor-esque gameshow
Quote: *Lidge and Gavyn fight for total world domination...[/quote]
Teeheehee!!! That made me giggle uproarously at my desk!!
Quote:Elspeth and Rushton find out they're really twin brother and sister. Later, in an intense battle between Rushton and Henry Druid, Rushton gets his hand cut off and it's revealed that the Druid was really his father all along[/quote]
Oh Arien!!! That's a fantastic storyline!!! Isobelle should do that [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/> Dameon HAS to utter at some stage "...Who's SCRUFFY lookin'?"
* The entire first chapter will be full of quotes and exciting dramatic tidbits from previous episodes books/chapters, with a big, bold "THIS IS THE ONE YOU CANNOT MISS" plastered all over it.
* non-canon characters, that bear striking resemblances to Miky, Kayt, and myself suddenly start stalking Dameon for autographs.
* The cover will feature a screencap of the old atari game, Frogger, only Elspeth's face is inserted in place of the frog [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
* There'll be a musical interlude half-way through the book to 'ease the tension'.
hehehehe... all of these are brillient [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
* There will be a Montage (Montage), even Rocky had a Montage.
sorry i just watched that movie....
Feb 19, 2006, 10:31pm[/url], Arien[/url] wrote:
*Elspeth and Rushton find out they're really twin brother and sister. Later, in an intense battle between Rushton and Henry Druid, Rushton gets his hand cut off and it's revealed that the Druid was really his father all along
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Ah yes, I can do Trilogies too.
*Elsepth, now that she has realised that she is the One to destroy the weapon machines, realises that she must travel to the machine city and with the help of her lover they set out. An evil Ariel clone sneeks aboard and blinds Elspeth.
After crashing and having Rushton blabber on for nearly three chapters before he finally dies, Elspeth realise that the real love of her life was Damoen, so she gives up and goes home to him instead.
(Huh, was that how it happened?)
* The book progresses nicely until Enoch unveils himself as the destroyer. Elspeth is torn between her love of his highlander accent and the survival of mankind.
* Isobelle Carmody shocks fans by writting a spin-off series called misfit match, based on the TV show called Perfect Match, with Maruman as host.
*The newly formed rebel councel introduces the new "mean-but-tells-it-like-it-is" counceller in the form of Simon Cawell to boost ratings.
*Dragon goes through her rebelious teenage period where she dies her hair black and refuses to talk to anyone.
*Dragon wakes from her coma to have Shrek rescue her and Fiona yelling at Shrek cos he cant keep his hands off the wrong red head
*Dameon gets laser eye surgery and falls in love with Gilane
*Lidgebaby and Elspeth have a misfit power contest
*Elspeth decides that Rushton is a stubborn pig and Dameon isnt as intriguing now that he can see and that he loves Gilane, and so she starts chasing Matthew!
* A memeber of the herder council brings forward a request that Misfits should be allowed to live free in the land , and is promptly given the same stuff that Rushton had at the end of TKP.
PMSL! They're all brilliant! Someone should so re-write the plot of Star Wars with ober characters... [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif" alt=":D" border="0"/> Rushton can be Jar-Jar. *Laughs evilly*
Dark One said that he had written a parody of Star Wars, lets get him to do that then!!
ohh ohh......nother one
* Lidgebady is actually evil like Damien in the Omen(?)and is the antichrist pmsl
Hehe, I love this thread!
Garth is really a skinny guy wearing a fat suit- he peels it off just like that guy in the Subway ad.
Madam Vega come back from the dead and reveals she has a secret love child- Elspeth! (her 'parents' actually adopted her)
Kella blackmails Domick into taking her back by getting pregnant.
Elspeth finds the weapon machines- they were behind the couch the whole time!
Then someone wins Lotto and renovates Obernewtyn with the money and buys off the council and they all live happily ever after.
Feb 27, 2006, 8:23pm[/url], Netty[/url] wrote:Elspeth finds the weapon machines- they were behind the couch the whole time![/quote]
I Love This One!!!!!!
* Choca supplies run out, and the Sadorians are still busy harvesting the next crop. All the Misfits suffer from withdrawal symptoms - especially Elspeth, who accidently drinks from a pool of mud thinking someone spilt choca there. [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
*The signs lead Elspeth on a wild goose chase around the land, and take her right back to Obernewtyn- where she discovers that Rushton's pig is, in fact, the weapon machine
*Torn between a love of his pig and his duty to save the world, Rushton turns to junk food to solve all his problems. Unhappy with his new body shape, he decides to shed the kilos and make his own work out video
*Due to issues with sponsors, IC renames the fifrth book "The Piggin' Sneding" and is forced to replace a number of main characters with pigs, including Dameon, Galtha, Rushton, Brydda, several higher ranking members of the herder Faction and Council, and possibly Maruman. The plot continues as inteded, but with much more squealing and mud rolling*
Mar 2, 2006, 9:07pm[/url], Arien[/url] wrote:
*Torn between a love of his pig and his duty to save the world, Rushton turns to junk food to solve all his problems. Unhappy with his new body shape, he decides to shed the kilos and make his own work out video
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OMG and they could have the Biggest Loser! And instead of the blue team and the red team, it could bet the Rushton team and the Dameon team- that would definitely start another Rushton vs Dameon thread... and they could have Atthis and Maruman instead of Bob and Jillian... heheheh
how about Maruman and Atthis watches Star Wars and begins to talk like Yoda confusing the hell out of everyone... 'destroy the deathmachines, your destiny is' or 'stupid, funaga is'
keeping with the sw theme...
*Malik gets frozen in carbonite (I can hope can't I? [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>)
* Sick of being an evil character, Ariel quits the Obernewtyn Chronicles, has a sex-change, time-travels back to the early 1990s, and rises to fame and acclaim after landing the role of Ariel in Disney's The Little Mermaid.
pml gehdrabrilane thats brilliant!!!!!!!!! Love it! heheh!
Feb 27, 2006, 8:12pm[/url], Snow Walker Kay[/url] wrote:Dark One said that he had written a parody of Star Wars, lets get him to do that then!!
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That was years ago, before Spaceballs came out! And i never finished it
Trouble is, i know the starwars characters well enough to parody them, but i don't think i could do it for the OC characters yet
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