Or it could be Gilbert... or Kevrik... or Dameon (damn Elf's gotta a lot of guys after)
Yeah I thought about Dameon, but (not to be discriminatory) I'm sure that if Elf hired a blind gardener, Rushton would be slightly suspicious. hehe.
The weapon machines turn out to be Daleks and Elspeth has to travel on the dreamtrails to the tardis to get Dr Who to help her. ;)
Elspeth discovers that the Land is actually a Govamen experiment to see how people survive after being cut off
After crossing the blackland Elspeth gets the mysterious ability to turn into a lightning bolt, at which time she strikes Ariel. He explodes and destroyes the pig. Rushton is so mad he turns into thunder and so he and Elspeth bond forever.
On Elspeth and Rushtons' bonding day, Malik objects. Turns out he was secretly in love with Elspeth all along, but had eben coerced by Ariel to hate her.
Isn't malik dead?
Elspeth and Rushton turn out to be long lost siblings (elspeth was adopted by her 'parents') but in VC andrews' style, decide to keep it a secret and bond anyway.
It turns out the the land is just a matrix style creation, and the dreamtrails are the real world - Elspeth gets everyone to wake up, and the all live happily ever after in that psychadelic dream world! (maruman is the morpheus of the story - the animals knew of the deception, and they don't like the land, which is why they go on about the barud-ha)
Elspeth doesn't really have a quest - those darn birds were just toying with her because she really is crazy.
Rushton reveals he's Harry Potter with contacts on.
Ariel reveals he's Malfoy.
Dameon is really faking his blindness, and only used the 'sympathy' factor to get Elspeth to like him.
Matthew and Dragon become the next power-couple.
Salamander falls in love with Dragon; that's why he kidnapped Matthew.
Ariel tries to commit suicide after someone discovers his stash of female clothing in the Norseland thing, because hes a transvestite, but doesnt want to tell anyone because it would make him seem weak. or something. and then elspeth realises how much she really loves him and does the romeo and juliet thing. :D
haha, good one.
Elspeth and Ariel walk the fine line between love and hate...and realise they're actually in love with eachother. Elspeth has Ariel's baby.
Red Queen's land turns out to be next door to Sador (and very blue). The Sadorians use spray tan to make themselves look exotic. Jakoby's twin is the TempleGuardian.
The Sentinal/BOT system really stands for Balance of Tenderness and is a love spreading machine. The Destroyer is misunderstood and wants to activate the machine to spread the love. The Seeker wants to destroy the machine. In a strange twist of events: the Destroyer becomes the hero and the Seeker is the villain.
* Rushton goes mad when he findes out that obernewtyn is a reality tv progam and nobody is tuning in
* Elspeth elopes with ariel only to find out that he is her twin sister
* Dameon diches Elspeth and bonds with Jakoby to become leader of sador only to find out she's his mother
Maruman gets a girlfriend> ;D
This leads to him being slightly more patient with Elspeth and miraculously remembers where the deathweaponmachines are!
Ahaha some of these are really funny! ;D
well heres mine, its pretty lame
* Ariels spare job was at a strip club, and after getting a few tips from the ladies there, he found out how to apply make up. He fell in love with Elspeth and had plastic surgery to make him look better, but the surgeons mistook him for a girl, and gave him boobs, which is the reason for female clothes in Norseland.
Miryum and Straaka are abducted by aliens - who are really cyrogenically frozen humans stuck on the moon.
Dragon regains her memory; only to remember that her name was actually Dragon Phoenix.
Merrimyn discovers the reason for his PMS-ing is because of his chocolate and alcohol addiction when he was alive in the Beforetime.
Cassy turns out to be like none of us expected: She's from Chinon and was the betrayer who led her Tiban lover to certain death :O
These are really good!!
*Maruman is actually an old man disguised as a cat just so he could watch Elspeth undress.
*Dragon turns out to be a missing member of Survivor and wandered off from the island and found the Beforetime ruins. She was under contract not to tell anyone about the new season so she's really only pretending to have lost her memory because she's good - looking and people would feel sorry for her. The feral thing is just her nature....
*Cassy is really an escapee from a mental institution who's been missing ofr seven years
Jes is alive and kicking. He is the protector of Dragon. Dragon mistakes him for Matthew and they elope. When Elf finds Dragon, she nearly has a heart attack when she sees Jes. Matthew is unhappy with Jes's deception. In a fit, he goes out with Gilaine. This makes Daffyd mad. Daffyd resorts to Kella; which makes Darius mad. Darius sulks...which makes the animals mad. There is an animal rebellion and they win, eventually reaching the Free Running Barud.
Swallow's real name is Gulp. That's why Swallow never reveals his real name to Elf...because his real name is mortally embarrassing.
Ariel is secretly a champing bobsledder, which he learned while it was snowing at Obernertyn.
Kella is an obsessive smoker, who regularily attends therapy
Elspeth's parents aren't really dead - they're hiding out at a hippy commune oddly similar to Obernewtyn.
Obernetwyn is really a terrorist organisation.
Norseland is the home of Vikings. It's where Asterix and Obelix live. King Gwynned is their best friend. He likes wearing a Viking helmet and two blond plaits, holding a spear.
The Agyllians want to take over the world; using Misfits as their tools for domination.
The Dreamtrails aren't dreams at all - In those moments Elspeth is actually lucid and lives in the REAL world. Elspeth's "awake" moments are really her imagination running wild. This means Rushton does not exist in the real world and is actually a product of her overly active imagination.
The Land of the Red Queen can only be accessed through one's subconscious. It is an imaginary land that Dragon implanted in people's brains because she felt like being treated as a princess for once instead of a street urchin.
Dardelan and Bruna have children.
The Great White is a misnomer ...the original title is The Great White Shark. The Shark got cut off as generations passed and no one remembered what a shark looked like anymore - so they drew mushroom clouds instead to depict the event.
Chocca is not chocolate at all. It is a highly addictive drug made by Sadorians (like spiceweed) that makes the drinker go on a high and think they have superpowers. As Elspeth is hooked...we can all question her sanity about the quest for the weaponmachines... 8-|
elf finds that Jess is alive and she thinks that he is the Seeker so she dumps her quest to run off with Rushton while Ariel activates the weponmachines
hoo this thread is just screaming for cross over goodness
*A strangely Jesus like lion appears and through a series of events educates Elf on the dangers of feminity
*Elf travels to where the weapon machines are only to be told by a mushroom that they are in another castle
*The weponmachines are actually Gundams
*Elf finds out the cake is a lie
*Elf amasses a pirate crew and travels to the [strike]grand line[/strike] red queens land, only to discover that [strike]one piece[/strike] the weapon machines are on an island called Raftel.
*We find out the destroyer is a large spikey turtle also known as the kooper king
*Elf meets a vampire who sparkles, and runs in fear of his lack of character depth
*following that she confronts him later as "Elspeth the Vampire Slayer"
*Elf begins to think its a great idea to cram her animal friends into tiny red and white balls and sets off to be a obermon master.
*following that we find out the weapons machines are really in Viridian city.
*The stone sword Elf got from Sador is the master sword and Elf is actually the hero of time (which makes Maruman Navi)
*The sending will conclude with Elf deciding that humanity should evolve to the next level and a giant ariel appears and starts turning everyone into LCL fluid.
Oh god thats a long list (and I have so many more D: ) Hi-five to anyone who can get all the geeky references
15 years ago
Mon Jan 26 2009, 08:10pm
hmm....
* rushton hosts a show called 'dancing with the misfits'
* damien and ariel are both avid musicians, as are miryum and miky. they form a band called IFFI |:|
* dragon falls down a hole and chases a rabbit, who takes her to the red queens land
* ember flanders is actually the daughter of dragon and dameon
* salamander is actually swallow, who got a sex change but left his voice the way it is
* which means that Jokoby's deformed sister is actually the seeker
* and that elspeth is the destroyer
* garth is santa claus
hehe I liked the Ember reference :)
* Elspeth is actually a fembot and Rushton Austin Powers. Rushton is so disgusted that he runs away and elopes with Freya, having seven children.
*Jakoby's sister is actually a lesbian, who marries the Red Queen (who really isn't dead - she faked the whole thing!)
hahahahahaha theese are hilarious!
*Another trip to the Beforetime culminates in a copy of the "Twilight" books being brought back to Obernewtyn. Ariel appears to steal them, and then activates the weaponmachines cause he's mad that Bella ends up with Edward and not Jacob
*Elspeth gets kidnapped by pirates, and finds out the deathmachines are actually a case of cursed pirate medallions, then she becomes a pirate queen and sends all the pirates to defeat the invasion from the LOTRQ
*Gilbert turns out to be a swashbuckling pirate, who rescues Elf cuz Rushton gets him out of jail, then susbsequently tries to steal Elf until he is eaten by a giant sea Kracken. That's ok, cause Elf and Rushton bring him back from the dead, but not before his multiple personality disorder drives everyone else in Davy Jones's Locker crazy. And Maruman turns out to be a monkey in diguise.
HAHA nice
* the reason Ariel is so elusive is that he's found an underground internet-cafe and has been spending all his time playing Runescape and World of Warcraft and drinking coffee, which has made him so evil
* Salamander is an international pop-star who had to go into hiding because she was bankrupted
* Obernewtyn is actually the starter level in a virtual-reality game
Jes reappears and beats up Gilbert for hitting on his little sister
Jes reappears and beats up ARIEL for hitting on his little sister
Elspeth turns out to be a gender confused guy caled eric - it's a bit of a blow to all of her followers
HAHA nef :P
Elspeth really wears a wig all the time; meaning she does not have black hair. It's just a tool to attract Rushton and her other crushes with 8-|
Elspeth is the Red Queen.
Elspeth is the Red Queen;s other daughter.
Matthew and Gilaine fall in love with eachother.
The new talent is waterbending or firebending or airbending or earthbending :P which Elspeth will add to her list of Talents somehow.