* Obernewtyn is a Stargate/Buffy crossover show
* Ariel is actually Jes in disguise as a cross-dressing tomboy (get it? haha)
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
*Maruman is actually the Ober.neter, and got a brain-tansfer into a cats body before the Great white and was due to have surgery to replace her brain back into her own body the day after the great white and Cryogenic freezing is actually a really good way to make patients unconcious, and because of the meds that the hospital gave her, she is now a gender-confused, species-confused and rather peeved future-telling feline... and her companion Fat Cat is still with her, but only in her mind :nod:
* Elspeth is actually a mad scientist, who creates a new type of Misfit through lighting and her regular raiding of the Obernewtyn cemetary.
*obernewtyn is actually the landing pad of Aliens and they are peeved that it got taken over by punny humans
*the Aliens are they cluse Elspeth is looking for
*Elspeth infuriates them
*the Aliens come down and distroy the Distroyer Pig, thus Elspeth acomplishes her goal as the Seeker.
*Elspeth Throws a wickid party
*Gahltha gets smashed.
15 years ago
Sun Mar 29 2009, 02:46pm
*After having his heart broken by Elspeth, Dameon becomes addicted to a drug called vicodin, gets a cane and two little ducklings and an uggly duckling.
*Elspeth starts wearing pencil skirts and curls her hair, she starts bossing everyone around and becomes strangley mean to Dameon.
*And after a few rather strange occurances Ariel has a change of heart and becomes a goodie two shoes and starts chasing crabs.
*Rushton becomes jelous of Dameons three duckilngs, dyes his hair blonde and replaces one of the cute ducklings with himself the other one with Freya(who has dyed her hair brown) and the ugly duckilng with his destroyer pig.
*Ariel and Dameon also become good friends. . .
*Elf and Dames become attracted to each other. . .
*Rushie becomes attracted to Freya. . .
*and Ariel becomes Elf's counselor.
+Ariel now has an Australian accent.
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
it turns out that Obernewtyn is a Virtual Reality game and that Elspeth is traped inside of and cannot escape.
Elf is really Dory out of Finding Nemo and has forgotten who she is.
The Distroyer Pig is really James (the vamp from twilight) and thinks that Elf is Bella and the only way to lure Edward out is to find the Weaponmacheins and ring him up.
Garth, when finding where Hannah and Jacob are burried, learns to Can can and buys a frilly dress, much to the amazement of his guild, and to the confusion of himself.
Rushton goes for a ride in a cart.
Maruman starts a collection of "shiny things" and discovers a cryogenic tank burried in Obernewtyn's deepest cellar and has an epiphany about his origins. He then finds a TV and shows it to the rest of Obernewtyn
everyone in obernewtyn becomes obsessed with Jerry Springer.
before he discovers Hannah and Jacobs graves Garth discovers the magical substance called "pop corn".
Elspeth wins a post-apocolyptic version of Iron Chef.
Swallow is the adopted nephew of Chairman Kaga, put in cryo-sleep.
Elspeth's prize is a Twentyfamilies tattoo on her arm.
Rushton gets insanely jealous and challenges Swallow to a capsicum-eating contest.
Elspeth eats some of the food she cooks and gets food poisoning.
Elspeth tries to put chocca in every single meal she cooks, and later on dies of a heart attack. 8-|
Louis Larkin and Maruman are the same entity - they simply shapeshift whenever they are around Elspeth.
The Agyllians migrate to TLOTRQ because it's much warmer and they like sunbathing 8)
Dragon suddenly transforms to a woman with class, poise and manners after she suddenly remembers her childhood training; making Matthew go all fanboyish over her. This makes Dragon mad and put a restraining order on Matthew. Matthew charms her again with his charm, and Dragon elopes with him, causing scandal.
Elspeth gets a laser surgery Twentyfamilies tattoo on her arm to actually make it stay!
Elf gets an I (L) Ariel tatt on her arm, next to the Twentyfamilies one.
Ariel puts a I wish Elf were x_X tattoo on his arm.
Salamander decides Elf is good eyecandy on his arm. This allows Elf to kill him in his sleep.
the gadfians are attacked by the clones.
Rushton handcuffs Elf to himself, so he can ward off any competition. This makes Elf's life difficult.
Garth discovers a library and Obernewtyn becomes addicted to twilight.
Rushton dies his hair bronze and starts saying things like "Elspth, if you die I will get the Voltori (or the Council) to kill me"
Dameon tries to get angry to see if he's a werewolf.
Elspeth find the O-chron, completes her quest and wonders why Rushton is calling her Bella and calling Damon Jacob
The original building that Obernewtyn was built on was actually a McDonalds.
Maruman gets neutered in an attempt to help with his mood swings, this helps but now his mood is permantely set to 'All funaga are stupid/evil/demons'
Rushton, who had gotten confused between the Seeker and the Destroyer, realises he was actually in love with the pig all along.
Dameon isn't really blind and has just been faking in hopes that Elspeth might undress in front of him since his chances with her seem unlikely otherwise.
Reuvan and Brydda finally confess their love for one another.
Domick comes back as a zombie, dancing to MJ's Thriller clip
Dell reinvents computers
Fian gets a girlfriend. She is a glowworm.
Professor Trelawny and Maryon exchange a few heated words, then realise that they're actually long lost twin sisters. Sybill is jealous that Maryon got the good looks AND the Talent. She tries to convince Maryon that reading tea leaves can predict the future. Maryon believes her, but then realises she' been defrauded. Maryon threatens Sybill with drastic action by taking her wand away. Sybill cries, then steals all those prophecies about Harry Pooter that Maryon foretold, as an act of revenge.
Zarak and Lina set up a "Too cool for Skool" prankster group. Aras is jealous that Zarak spends so much time with Lina. The three are in a love triangle. Aras and Lina have a catfight, while Zarak runs away from the clingy females.
Garth meets Garth Nix. Both get confused. ???
Ariel discovers in his bunker, a video called the Little Mermaid. It becomes his favourite movie of aaall time and he learns all the songs off by heart. When Elf confronts him, he blows her away with his sweet singing voice and mermaid flippers.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elf finds a mobile phone and discovers that through a glitch in time and space she can still text those in the past.. eventually she becomes addicted to texting and she gets athritis in her fingers and therefore can't compleat her mission as Seeker...
The Doctor arrives in the Tardis and picks up Isobelle when she is a teen and drops her off in obernewtyn, thus the OberChrons are created...
Elf discovers a pool of ... stuff... and touches it, the pool is really a portal to another dimention, it transports her to the world of LS, and thus the Great Clash of the IC Series's is begun! 8-|
the distroyer pig is really spider pig in disguise, and that's why he's been able to charm Rushton, as under his piggy mask is the handsome features of a spider pig :nod:
once Rushton finds out about the Distroyer/Spider Pig they elope and distroy the world together on their wedding day... :D
Dames ends up loosing his mind compleatly when Elf tells him that Rushton is all better that he ends up drowning his sorrows and falls in love with a hat stand. (L)
the Hat Stand and Dames can be found on moonlit nights dancing to music only Dames can hear out in the middle of an empty field of corn...
Elf is confused to say the least...
Ariel is an alien and just wants to go back to his home planet, but Atthis gets Elf to stop him because Atthis is in love with him
Ariel ddumps his quest as the Destroyer to look for his secret admirer then finds out its Atthis and they live happily ever after while Elspeth destroys the world.
Teknoguilders discover instant messaging and Dell falls in love with a pseudo Ariel on the internet prompting INES to have an internal melt down which in turn activates the death weapon machines. Elspeth attempts to reason with INES whilst Ariel shifts through Salamanders closet for his lolita outfit...Elspeth mistakes the pig for the destroyer and through a terribly climatic internal struggle kills it (with the help of Dameon to neautralise the pain). Rushton grieves at the too late realisation of his true love as the prophecy is fulfilled and Elspeth's mysterious coercion over him is lifted and he realises that farming has always been his true calling and attempts to be rid of advanced technology altogether...INES willingly surrenders to Rushton's button push and commits to their predetermined digitised death...Elspeth is pleased but is concerned over the sudden rate of depression rising in teknoguilders and enlists Dameon's help to the soothe the grieving process..
Elspeth discovers a video game of some kind and spends so much time on it that the world gets destroyed but she dosn't notice'cause she's happily playing virtual tennis
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
the real world is really just a fabrication by IC and we are really inside one of her books, and she's writing them for the misfits in the real real world, which is obernewtyn.
so in other words, the books are really real, and we're not! 8-|
Elf is really Arwen, Ruston is really Aragorn, Obernewtyn is in fact Gondor, and the thing that Elf has to destroy is in fact the one ring which mysteriously survived Mt. Doom.
Kassanda is actually Frodo, who, after years of pretending, realized he really was a girl afterall. Dragon is the decendant of Rosie and Sam Gamgee.
Ariel is in fact Saruman's great, great, etc. nephew. That's where he got his charm. He got his looks from Galadriel. His long-lost-twin brother Draco Malfoy turns up at the very end and claims his role as the destroyer because he didn't get to do anything really evil to Harry Potter and wants to re-claim his reputation. Ariel and Draco escape into Harry Potter world just before the weaponmachines go off, killing everything, even Gollum the Destroyer Pig.
Matthew leads the slaves in the land of the red queen in a musical rendition of Disney's Hercules. Matthew, of course, plays Hercules and becomes well-known for his version of Zero to Hero.
Meanwhile, back at Obernewtyn, Dameon produces the musical The Little Mermaid. Rushton ruins everything by getting his Disney songs mixed up and singing "I just can't wait to be king." Ariel plays Ursula, Salamander plays Flotsam, and Malik (rather, his dead body, held up like a puppet) plays Jetsam.
Ariel discovers Twilight and decides to "dazzel" Elspeth into telling himwhere the machines are. Unfortunately, Ariel forgot that Elspeth is a farseeker and she spots him strait away.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elspeth (in retaliation) starts up a vampire-hunting club and also reads twilight, and gets inspired too:
Sparkling: makeing vampires easier to hunt since 2008
Ariel discovers Twilight's Bella and takes a break from hunting Elf to make Bella stop whining for ten minutes.
Elspeth takes advantage of the distraction and destroys the weaponmachines before Ariel can notice.
Ariel decides to start talking in a strong Transylvanian accent (ala Bela Lugosi's Dracula), wearing a cape, and hissing whenever he steps into sunlight.
Elspeth begins introducing herself by saying (in a German-ish ??? accent), "You may call me DOCTOR Van," then she takes far too long of a pause, "Helsssssing."
Ariel is the fair and handsome youth, and Elf is the Dark haired Vampiress. Ariel wants Elf to turn him into a vampire, so he can be her husband and immortal. Elf does not want to because she loves him. WAIT. PAUSE. REWIND. OML. *facepalm* That's the plot of Twilight. Okay this is soo not happening.
Upon reaching the LotRQ, Elspeth runs away to become a knight, but has to use her brother Jes's identity because in the LotRQ, only men are allowed to be knights. She has trouble lifting the heavy steal blades but finds her stone sword is in fact magic and much lighter and stronger than any other sword ever....
Er.. maybe too much Tamora Pierce for me ~:|
(on the bright side, I didn't work Ariel into it at all! Yay me!)
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Sun Sep 06 2009, 07:38pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
elf really grew up in the Sadorian desert and had her memories replaced, but when maruman comes to fetch her to become a Farseeker and to teacher her how to use 'The Force' things get a little complicated. when elf grows up she must battle continuously against the Dark Side (and all their cookies) with Darth Varielder at its head.
and so at the very end of her quest, just before Emperor Zuria tells Buzz Llewellyn that he's her father, Elf runs off with Atthis and mucks up the whole plot leaving everyone very confused and in strange costumes with no memory of what had just happened..
wait... no... thats a cross between Toy Story and Star Wars... hmm... no idea how that happened... |:|
14 years ago
Sat Sep 12 2009, 01:12pm
-Ariel is a transvestite, hence the girl's clothing. He/She loves Elf and decides to be good to her so Elf will fall in love with [strike]him[/strike] her, sorry. To distract Ariel, Elf gets the Twilight series and demands him/her to read them. He/She is so besotted with her that even though Atthis AND Harry Potter tell him/her it's a bad idea he/she reads them anyway. His/her favourite character is Victoria and when she gets killed he/she completely loses it and destroys the world.
OR
-Edward steals Elf's heart, though he is still fictional, and she won't come out as she won't stop reading them. After about a month Rushton storms in Elf's room to find her trying to stuff her head in the book. She then shipped off to a mental hospital as it's "for the best".
OR
-"We nee-" began Elspeth but she was interrupted by Yoda appearing in the middle of Guildmerge. He turns to Elspeth and says-
"Go now, you must." and confusing the mickey out of everyone present.
"Okaaay..." Then, turning back to the guildleaders "Now as I was saying. We nee-" but again she was interrupted by a wild clapping and cheering. All the guildleaders look around confused until they notice the audience seated behind them.
Okay. That was a bit jumbled and unoriginal but I'll think of some better ones. I personally love Twilight and I know that many people hate it but no rude comments please; to anyone who likes Twilight.