Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wed Sep 30 2009, 11:15am
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Obernewtyn is really just Rocky Horror Picture Show, Elspeth is Janet, Rushton is Brad, Dames is Rocky Horror and the Destroyer Pig is Dr. Frank N. Furter :nod:
< Has never seen Rocky Horror so < has no idea what ^ is talking about.
Conrad:*Goes along with it*
I love mixing threads. ;D
Ariel buys some binoculars so he can spy on Elf in real life as well as on the dreamtrails.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
the destroyer pig invents a mirror like in Beauty and the Beast so that Ariel can get a better look at Elf
Conrad- you have to see it! its awsome! ;D
14 years ago
Wed Oct 07 2009, 10:41pm
Ariel is redeemed. He promptly starts courting Elspeth. Who shuns him. Upon which the various hidden, unnamed characters (aka Mono, Ama, Arien, Helena, Sionainn) are revealed and have a fight over him. Ariel, still retaining remnants of his supercilious hotness, turns them all into nulls and takes them out for dinner, occasionally with bouts of entertainment (consisting of bouts of torture) for Ariel's sole amusement. And They LivedHappily Ever After. (With the odd incident of Ama trying to kill off the competition; large DSC handouts and the more frequent occurrence of Ariel's hotness flowing straight through his shirts). 8) The End.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
lol oml that's awesomeness Mono! ;D
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along with the Arielians getting what they want, the Fianians find a Beforetime ruin of a train, under the guidance or Fian they reconstruct a model train and spend the rest of their lives playing with it (hehehe, silly Fianians [act]shakes head at them[/act] ::) )
the Reuvanites get lost at sea with Reuvan.. unfortunately Bryda was also on the boat, and the Hidden Secret of the Obernewtyn Chronicals is finally revealed, leaving the Reuvanites just a tad bit sad
oh, and the Big Shots' fangirls (aka Dames, Rushie and Dom's) well... lets just say that rushie got taken off the market.. so did Dom, but in a different way and Dames... well, dames fell off a cliff in the dark looking for Elf or somthing...
Ariel decides to take the Arielians for a ride in the Big Red Bandwagon, and they discover Beforetime lyrics to a song and the replace the word 'car' with 'cart'... needless to say they make millions due to the catchyness of their tunes and the limited brain activity that the Great Whilte left in it's wake ;D
Meanwhile Swallow runs a campaign to get some attention since he seems to have been forgotten about despite having his own rabid legion of fangirls and the bachelorette's of the Ober Chron's rant grumpily about the lacking amount of fanboys that seem to exist.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
oops.. forgot about him... |:|
Swallows campaign is a success, in fact it is so much of success that Swallow gets swallowed by hordes of raving, lunatic fangirls and dies of suffocation, thus proving that he was, in fact, not the one that the prophecy named to be of 'Kasanda blood' :nod:
the Swallow fangirls then turned into a cyclone and blew out to sea, disturbing the little boat containing the Reuvanites....
the Harwood fangirls then remembered that Harwood was a tiny character in a tiny bit of a huge plot line and finally came to their senses and gave up on him, because, lets face it..... wait...... who is Harwood again? ;D
hmm.. are their any that i have left out? [act]ponders[/act] ???
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Elspeth discovers that both Jes and she were part of a clone army created by govermen in order to defeat any potential threat using their telepathic killing powers. They were cryogenically frozen but were rescued from an eternity in their pods by their 'parents' several hundred years later. The destroyer is another clone which was defrosted not long after through a glitch in the system, damaging it's brain in the process. Awaking alone, he became an evil thing. Worst of all, how can Elf fight an enemy who looks exactly like her long lost brother?
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Thu Oct 08 2009, 12:24pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
gah! [act]facepalm[/act] how could i forget matthew? |:| yes.. because of course i 'forgot' him... |:| hehehe...
lol sian that sounds like a real theory, not a non-serious one! 8-| ;D
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after much drifting about at sea the Reuvanites finally manage to land... unfortunately somehow they ended up in the Compound and they are taken prisoner.... when Elf gets there she is very confused... (elf's face> o_O <)
the Arielians decide to follow Ariel to the Compound where the Ultimate Showdown of Doom will go down, elf is also rather confused at this
Elf: since when were there 6 Destroyers? 8-| [act]sigh[/act] i give up.. how am i meant to stop the weapon machines when the bloody old brid won't give me specifics? [act]goes home[/act]
Ariel: 8) i knew it was a good idea to bring you with me [act]smiles at the Arielians[/act] now... i don't want to destroy the world.. i just want to make myself a lovely little home with all the comforst the the Beforetimers had...
Arielians: :-} [act]swoon because of his smile[/act] :roll: [act]fall backwards onto the ' To Destroy The World: Press Here' button[/act] :roll:
world: [act]BOOM![/act] 8-|
. . . and so the statement that what happens in the end was nothing but an accident is shown to be true. :P
Watching the final showdown, Atthis sighs, suddenly realizing that she should have given the quest to save the world to Harry Potter after all, and then everything goes black.
Do you think IC could seriously include this ending in the Sending :D (or at least the Ariel hotness part :P )
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
lol oh my dear lud, if she does include that ending then we're going to be famous ;D
i don't mind being writting into a book, even if it is with us being Arielian-nulls ;D
the humans that had migrated to the moon before the Great White looked down upon the Earth as it was destroying itself and thought to themselvs: holly shiznit, im glad i left that hell-hole 8-|
then go about their normal lives...
I agree, I would gladly play the part of an Arielian Null! :D
The weaponmachines turn out to not be weapons at all, but time-travel devices. Ariel goes back in time to before the Great White, and the beforetime chronicles are really about Cassy Dupree trying to get him to go back to his own time... but then it turns out that he's the one who brought about the GW in the first place!
It all flows back.
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Dragon refuses to take the the throne which is hers by birth right. It is essential to free TLOTRQ from slavers in order to prevent the second coming of the great white and so Elf has no choice but to don a red wig and take on the role herself, losing all hope of ever returning to the land. Rushy is not pleased.
Elf is so busy posing as Dragon that she forgets about her quest and Ariel has to enlist the oberneters to find the weaponmachines for him since they're the only ones who know all of the signs. The Destroyer Pig gets wind of the new plan and hides out in the Obernet matrix until they track down the Sentinel/Innes/BoT computer and then slipps into its programing and detonatates the weaponmachines.
Oberneters: *Glare at RPRushton*
Rushton: What ???
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
the obernewtyn chronicals turn out to be about the oberneters and obernewtyn and the Land is really obernewtyn.net, and it turns out that isobelle modeled the characters off of the oberneters hanging around the site 8-|
So what would that make us, Helena? Ariel's uber-nulls?
*Figures that would be a pretty apt description, anyway*
.... though, where'd she get all the male characters? ??? I'm SURE there aren't that many hanging around here *can only think of 3 off the top of her head, and one of them is a newbie...*
On that thought, it turns out that the majority of the male characters in the OC's are crossdressers. Salamander is disapointed to find out that she wasn't the only one to have a cool manly diguise
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Thu Oct 22 2009, 06:44pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
yeh, how do you know that im not really Ariel? i could be him, and Isobelle had to get me to cross-dress so that she could have some male characters ;D
[act]laughs at the thought of obernet's girls bing cross-dressing Rushies/dames/doms/swallows[/act] XD
what? im too evil to be matty ;P
*wanders in with fake beard and, for some reason, a bowler hat*
I'm Brydda, and it turns out that I'm romantically invoved with maruman.
14 years ago
Thu Oct 22 2009, 06:59pm
[strike] :O No but Brydda was meant to be romantically involved with Reuvan [/strike]
Also there are actually no beasts in OC's, just Sus Rid people who probably spent too much time in the Oberpuss thread and really believe they are animals :nod:
I'm afraid Reuvan spurned my romantic advances.
So... you think Maruman's really an imposter?