On the moon
why does the sending end like it does?!
Because Isobelle Carmody hates us and wants us to suffer.
What is a vegetable?
Something no one wants to eat
Why is Elspeth called Elspeth?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Why is my house full of boys today?
Because honey tastes good.
Why does my cat not like veggies?
Because your cat is not a vegetarian
Why are the school holidays nearly over?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because the teachers were tired of partying everyday.
Why is there a jar of buttons on my desk?
Because your desk likes jars.
Why are strawberries yummy?
Because they remove your tongue and take it for long walks down the beach.
How do you squish a bug?
You don't squish a bug, a bug squishes you.
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
They're synthetic.
Why does the wind sound like the ocean?
Because the wind is full of salt water.
Why is day time TV so boring?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
To drive everyone mad.
Why do all the recipes demand I use soy sauce?
The soy sauce is sure there is a cat in your house.
Why is my dog sucking her foot?
Because the foot wants to marry the other foot
Why am I still at work?
Because you don't want to go home.
Why does my coffee taste bad?
because fairies are using it as a swimming pool
why is this box of books so heavy?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
You forgot to cast the featherweight charm.
Why is everyone giving me notebooks?
Because you didn't click your heels three times!
Why is time going so slow?
Because the sky is turning yellow.
Why is chocolate a necessity?
because willy wonka over worked the oompa loompas and now there is an over-supply of cocoa beans
why is there a paper cut on my hand?
Because you forgot to give it a tip.
Why am I feeling nostalgic?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because I passed the nostalgia bug to you.
Why is the colour purple so soothing?
Because it's made of captured hugs
Why is the sun not shining?
Because the sun is reading under its sheet!
Why is my throat so sore?