Wanted: Private Detective.
Must have own hat.
Apply to Personification of the Themesong from Titanic.
Wanted
An imcomplete complete authorised unaurthorised fictional biography of John Tucker. Must be authentic and completely made up, and actual John Tucker page with compressed John Tucker. Must have the overuse word "JohnTucker", and "not authorised".
Thankyou
Katisthka Kousuloupe
WANTED
Three year old Preschool Teacher. Experience Preferred.
WANTED
Woman wanted to work in Dynamite Factory.
Must be willing to travel
WANTED
Missing Middle of Friends Monobrow.
That will be all.
Please contact the CRAZY CAT MAN FROM POINT PIPER
Wanted
Par-boiled, ostrich feather motif, camel-shaped window. Must have more than 2 humps and be completely incapable of singing 'Alice the Camel'. Occasional renditions of 'Bob the Builder' would be ok.
WANTED
Underwear worn by Raol in Phantom Of The Opera.
Must not have been washed.
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Thu Jul 03 2008, 04:40pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
To Anonymous wanting Raol's underwear,
I have one pair of underwear* that were thrown at Raol** during a performance of Phantom of the Opera***.
If interested please drop me a line at Ebay! (A_Hawker)
Sincerely
Amanda Hawker
* Item may have actually been a flotation device
** Actor may not have been Raol
*** Opera may not have been Phantom of the Opera
Dear Amanda Hawker
I will accept this underwear on the conditions that you:
a) Package it in a delux edition of Raoul's hand cream
b) Actually package Raoul inside as well
c) Make sure underwear is spandex
d) Must include pictures showing Raoul actually wearing it
Thankyou,
anonymous
Wanted: One Box
Box-like.
Boxy.
and White.
Wanted
Third arm. Must be ambidextrous and come with own swiss army spoon.
For sale
Spare arm. Attachable to backside. Comes with Swiss Army Spork.
Please call the Crazy Cat Man from Point Aurum for details on,
9999 9999 9999 9929.
Wanted Cleaner
Must have a tennis racket
Must break in to song and dance with the mop on the occasion.
Wanted
Edward Cullen
Must be EDWARD CULLEN LOL x
Dear Rosalie Hale
I have acquired a certain Jose' DeMenge Edwardo Cullenski, who is, indeed the REAL Edward Cullen. Please send cheque of $500987 to:
Ms. Elfakeo De Scamm
11 Sucked In Lane
Conartyst
0000
15 years ago
Sun Jan 25 2009, 07:59pm
WANTED:
pre-owned empty tin
unauthorised biography of U2 as authorised by A. Fakeman in 2004
Dear Ravyn
I have in my possession a tin bucket that was once used to save the world..would this satisfy your needs?
please reply with $560472
yours sincerely
Con. I. Artisty.
123 fake street.
Dear Con. I. Artisty,
yes this bucket will satisfy my needs
Sincerely,
Ravyn
527 Nonexistant street
